[00:00.000] 作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
[00:00.591] 作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang
[00:01.182]The Host：
[00:01.731]Who do I think get more girls – rapper or ballers?
[00:07.236]Rappers – It depends
[00:09.908]If you are in the NBA, you get automatic women
[00:15.506]It doesn’t matter if you are on the bench, blah blah blah
[00:18.513]You are on the NBA, you made it
[00:21.025]But if you are a rapper, and you are not famous
[00:26.065]Unless she loves you or she likes you
[00:29.488]There’s no reason for her to be putting out
[00:32.456]“Yo I just went home with this moderately famous rapper that had 5k followers”
[00:39.961]“He ugly, but he has a lot of potential.”
[00:43.441]Who wants to do that?
[00:47.355]You know what I’m saying? And here’s the thing
[00:50.118]The ugliest NBA player, he still got a good body.
[00:54.792]He can work out for 48 minutes, you know that for sure
[00:57.257]Rappers? I don’t know about that
[01:03.193]Rappers are outta shape
[01:06.483]Rappers come in two shapes: they either skinny af or fat af
[01:11.561]But look, if you are a rapper that has a million followers
[01:17.872]At least 1% wanna bang ya
[01:21.226]Look at Higher Brothers，the fat guy probably get more girls than all of us combined
[01:29.747]Aiight you guys are a nice crowd, thank you for being patient
[01:33.616]I guess it’s time to bring out the main event of the night
[01:37.454]The man your girl thinks about when she kisses you good night
[01:41.190]The Prince of Shanghai from Straight Fire Gang
[01:43.992]The man with more fans from Shanghai to Hainan
[01:46.981]He can rap, make you laugh, and step on crap
[01:50.233]So get your ass on the floor and witness what you’ve never seen before