[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:04.150] Get up
[00:06.220] Everybody on the dance floor, come on
[00:11.095] That means you too, Chris
[00:14.630] Haha
[00:15.677] Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom
[00:18.002] Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
[00:19.876] Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
[00:21.784] Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
[00:23.621] But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
[00:26.039] Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
[00:28.019] Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
[00:30.017] Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
[00:31.794] Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
[00:33.770] Everybody in the world, all across the globe
[00:35.794] You can feel it in your head down to your toes
[00:37.600] Dance until you're wheelchair bound, here we go
[00:39.787] Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
[00:41.799] Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
[00:43.798] Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
[00:45.676] Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on
[00:47.549] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[00:49.548] Everybody, twirl together
[00:51.506] Can you feel the funky beat?
[00:53.542] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[00:55.999] Dancing in the street
[00:57.527] On the count of three, everybody do
[01:00.035] The Christopher Reeves
[01:01.412] One, two, three, follow me
[01:04.000] Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
[01:05.866] Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
[01:07.982] Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
[01:09.688] But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
[01:11.657] Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance
[01:13.821] All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
[01:15.597] Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home
[01:18.004] Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
[01:19.810] It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
[01:22.025] Anything else is a cheap imitation
[01:24.031] Just make sure that you videotape it
[01:25.787] You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
[01:28.034] It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
[01:29.919] It's better than the shake of the grand mal seizure
[01:31.909] So, next time that you see Grandma, tease her
[01:33.920] And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[01:35.469] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[01:37.531] Everybody, twirl together
[01:39.440] Can you feel the funky beat?
[01:41.486] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[01:44.001] Dancing in the street
[01:45.538] On the count of three, everybody do
[01:48.024] The Christopher Reeves
[01:49.479] One, two, three, follow me
[01:51.760] If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
[01:53.742] You've fallen and you can't get up
[01:55.269] It's a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm
[01:57.745] Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[02:00.034] I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
[02:01.733] Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
[02:03.796] With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
[02:05.702] A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
[02:07.600] You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
[02:09.757] And clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:11.784] Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
[02:13.730] Flop around till you lookin' like a slab of meat
[02:15.665] You put your left foot back, your right in front
[02:18.002] Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
[02:19.800] Till you feel a little pop, like what the ****?
[02:21.737] Mother****, **** a duck, what the ****? I'm stuck
[02:23.633] So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
[02:25.818] If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
[02:27.732] If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
[02:29.848] Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
[02:31.505] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:33.525] Everybody, twirl together
[02:35.497] Can you feel the funky beat?
[02:37.504] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[02:39.910] Dancing in the street
[02:41.506] On the count of three, everybody do
[02:44.001] The Christopher Reeves
[02:45.497] One, two, three, follow me
[03:04.063] Good morning, Eminem
[03:05.520] Or Marshall, as others have informed me
[03:08.735] Christopher Reeves here
[03:10.713] You had better not talk behind my back
[03:13.379] Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
[03:18.002] Watch yourself, Marshall
[03:19.833] I'm watching you
[03:21.602] Ah! Holy shit