[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:02.516] May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.309] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.432] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.851] I repeat
[00:13.918] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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[00:17.766] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:19.805] Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.887] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.610] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
[00:26.825] It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.631] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.058] And Dr. Dre said
[00:33.402] Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
[00:36.550] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:37.965] "Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.360] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:42.993] Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:45.420] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.732] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:49.994] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.466] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.731] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:56.931] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.375] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.412] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.717] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.698] By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.697] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:09.882] Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.411] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.415] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.997] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:19.791] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
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[01:22.291] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.029] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.319] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.177] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.408] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:33.359] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.663] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.332] Please stand up, please stand up?
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[01:40.761] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.045] Well, I do, so F him, and F you too
[01:44.962] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.015] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.506] "But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:51.774] Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.046] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.208] Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.556] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:00.658] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.365] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.612] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:08.042] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:09.890] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
[02:12.804] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.654] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.398] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.329] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ___ like me
[02:21.777] Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
[02:23.962] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
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[02:26.514] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:28.405] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.713] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.509] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.577] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:37.746] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:39.964] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.803] Please stand up, please stand up?