[00:00.000] 作词 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney [00:00.017] 作曲 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney [00:00.034]Dub the mic on the piano quite low this [00:02.819]Just keeping it like maracas, you know [00:05.567]You know those old pianos [00:17.368]Ok, we're on [00:23.562]Sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy [00:40.557]I read the news today, oh boy [00:46.904]About a lucky man who made the grade [00:53.308]And though the news was rather sad [00:59.752]Well, I just had to laugh [01:06.130]I saw the photograph [01:12.415]He blew his mind out in a car [01:18.962]He didn't notice that the lights had changed [01:25.251]A crowd of people stood and stared [01:31.788]They'd seen his face before [01:34.559]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords [01:41.363]I saw a film today, oh boy [01:48.034]The English Army had just won the war [01:54.288]A crowd of people turned away [02:00.596]But I just had to look [02:04.083]Having read the book [02:09.450]I'd love to turn you on [02:16.016](Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty) [02:51.505]Woke up, fell out of bed [02:54.572]Dragged a comb across my head [02:58.707]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup [03:01.892]And looking up I noticed I was late [03:06.042]Found my coat and grabbed my hat [03:09.036]Made the bus in seconds flat [03:13.248]Made my way upstairs and had a smoke [03:16.506]Everybody spoke and I went into a dream [03:19.390](Oh shit) [03:49.342]I read the news today, oh boy [03:55.255]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire [04:01.540]And though the holes were rather small [04:07.383]They had to count them all [04:10.182]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall [04:15.643]I'd love to turn you [04:53.028]See the worst thing about doing this [04:54.956]Doing something like this [04:56.405]Is I think that at first people sort of are a bit suspicious [05:00.268]You know, come on, what are you up to?