[00:11.01]Hello  Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace
[00:13.82]To help expodate your call  please listen carefully to the following options
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[00:17.04]If you're calling to solicit a demo tape  press 1
[00:19.81]If you're calling regarding a job  press 2
[00:22.30]If you're calling to borrow money  press 3
[00:24.78]If you're calling to find the nearest **** spot in your area  press 4
[00:28.20]If you're out of alcohol on Sunday  press 5
[00:30.72]If you need a ho for the evening  press 6
[00:33.04]If you woke up with a hangover
[00:34.25]And a pair of hairy b***s on your forehead  press 7
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[00:38.53]You've just pressed 7
[00:39.59]You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'
[00:42.33]We suggest you probably hang up the phone
[00:44.20]Beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with
[00:45.83]Last night  and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the Internet
[00:49.08]Thank you for calling
[00:50.22]Good luck
[00:50.83]Goodbye