Gay Fish (Yo. Uh.) (Uh. Come On.) I've been so lonely, girl I've been so sad and down Couldn't understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free With other creatures like me And now I got my wish Cuz I know that I am a gay fish (Gay fish, yo) Mother ******' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (It's alright, girl) Makin' love to other gay fish All those lonely nights At the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle Feeling like a whore Cuz I wasn't being true Even though everyone said That I had to make a switch (gay fish) Now I know that I'm a gay fish (Gay fish, yo) Mother ******' gay fish (I am a fish, yo) Making love to other gay fish I used to be scared, denying who I was Actin' straight, but then goin' out to the gay fish clubs Dancin' with the marlins, makin' out with all the snappers I'd take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother ******* fish tank Mother ******' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish I really get around I'm a slut of the sea When I say I got crabs I mean it literally I was eating dinner And just had to go down On that mackerel on the dish Cuz I'm the gayest of the gay fish Mother ****** gay fish (I'm a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (now where I belong, girl) ) But I got to settle down I can't be a whore I ain't gonna just sleep With any fish no more Found me a lover A brother who's a cross-dressing pike named trish And together we are gay fish (Gay fish, yo) Mother ******' gay fish (I am a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish