"In the Case Django, After You..."

What other archaic rituals are you people verboten to take part in?
What? Like...

For instance, what if we were to walk in this saloon here,
sit down at a table, order a drink, and drink it?
Would the authorities frown on that?

Hell yeah, they gonna frown

What part would they find the most offensive?

All of it. I can't be walking in no saloon
I can't be sitting down in no chair, at no table
I can't be drinking no drink
And I definitely can't be sharing no drink, with no white man, in public

So if you and I were to do those things,
that would be considered enough of a infraction for the saloon keeper to go and get the sheriff?
You bet your sweet ass they get the sheriff
In that case Django, after you