Kleenex Baby, there will never be another you I know quite a few names but they just don't resonate They are all slots, there ain't no one like you You know I wait and wait, even when you come in late If this ain't love, then I don't know what is **** all the other girls to hell All you left me was a box of Kleenex A short text saying goodbye When I wrote you checks, never turned my back And sent you a FedEx every holiday Ok I will take care of myself I will just take care of myself I will empty out the Kleenex I will write you a really long text And do what I do what I do what I do Do what I do best I will wait for you