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作词 : J. Dust
作曲 : Pigeon John
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
I'm just a regular guy
I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie
Excuse me, can I buy you an orange juice?
No? Wow, you're honest, aren't you?
It befits you, may I assist you?
You look kinda sad, can I offer a tissue?
There's that grin
It's been gone for awhile, huh? Don't pretend
Why? Your ex boyfriend, he did what?
He broke up with you because you didn't have a butt
Wow, the LL Cool J syndrome, it's popular
But he's a weirdo, I don't need no binoculars
To see you're fine, all these girls can't reach you, hey
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
I'm just a regular guy
I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
But if you give me a chance
I'll take you to The Derby
And I'll teach you how to dance with me
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
And you gonna peep how I sway
And when we at the movies, girl, you ain't gotta pay
That's my guarantee
That's my guarantee
You get your money back for free, girl
If you ain't feelin' me
That's my guarantee
That's my guarantee
You get your money back for free, girl
If you ain't feelin' me
Now bring it down
Okay, so that was a long chorus
But I really wanted to let you know I adore yas
(What?)
The way you drink your beer in a wine glass
It's kind of weird but I don't know where to find that
Plus you got the bomb haircut
Or hairdo whatever, baby, yo, you know what's up
And it clear, I'm feeling you, can I take and deliver you?
Show you off to all my friends who were planning on stealin' you
Okay, cool, where shall we go?
(Kate Mantillini's!)
Okay, girl, take it slow
First we start at Taco Bell, I'ma have to teach you
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
Hey you, across from the bar
I ain't no pimp or athlete or hip hop star
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
I'm just a regular guy
I don't make that much money, girl, I ain't gotta lie
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
But if you give me a chance
I'll take you to The Derby
And I'll teach you how to dance with me
Just tryin' to meet 'cha
And you gonna peep how I sway
And when we at the movies, girl, you ain't gotta pay
Now bring it down
Now bring it down
Get off that stage, dude, you suck!