A Nonsense Christmas
 作词 : Julian Bunetta/Steph Jones/Sabrina Carpenter
 作曲 : Julian Bunetta/Steph Jones/Sabrina Carpenter
 It's the holiday remix
 Ah-ah

 Think I only want you under my mistletoe
 I might change your contact to "Has a Huge North Pole"
 You said you like my stockings better on the floor
 Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh
 Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
 Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like, "Ho, ho, ho"
 I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
 Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me)

 You're my wish list
 Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas
 Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'
 And when you're comin' down the chimney
 Oh, it feels so good
 I need that Charles D**kens
 You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be missus
 I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen
 I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

 I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls
 I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog
 I'm talkin' opposite of small
 I'm talkin' big snowballs
 You got a new toy for me
 I'm out here trimmin' the tree
 I caught that holiday glee
 My true love gave it to me

 Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
 Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like, "Ho, ho, ho, ho"
 And I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree (Don't want, tree)
 Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Yeah)

 You're my wish list (Wish list)
 Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
 Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (When we're kissin')
 And when you're comin' down the chimney
 Oh, it feels so good
 I need that Charles D**kens (No)
 You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be missus (Missus, uh)
 I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen
 I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas (Oh-oh-oh)
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Talkin')

 I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Na-na-na)
 Blah-blah, blah-blah
 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
 I'm talkin' chestn**s (Talkin')
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

 Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
 Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
 Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a Christ-smash
 How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast