Melon and the Coconut
 作词 : Dave Bayley
 作曲 : Dave Bayley
 Melon and the coconut are sitting on the floor
 Coco said to Melly I can't do this anymore
 Everything we're doing just feels f**king cold
 Everything we're shooting is just fake b-roll
 B-sides killing time filler that's all
 How did this happen when we were so close
 How did this all go so Pete Tong
 When it all started I thought we would grow old
 Living in the city with a baby and a dog
 Doing school runs in a 4 by 4
 I'd make pancakes and waffles
 I could be a stay at home G I joe
 Melly said to Coco You can't do this anymore
 One day you'll see you're f**king wrong
 Sometimes B-sides are the best songs
 Sometimes killing time's very fruitful
 I know I can't make you younger
 I can't stop life moving onwards
 I can't hide you from life's horrors
 I'm not making you like your father
 Too much quinoa and online shopping
 Off-white Air Force ones in boxes
 You're a f**king coconut can't even put 'em on
 Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off