[00:23.00]I've never had a filling and I've got blue eyes
[00:26.00]I've got every kind of lipstick you can buy
[00:29.00]I've got three cupboards for my shoes
[00:31.00]And a mirror that always tells the truth
[00:34.00]I've got clothes in case it's hot
[00:37.00]Clothes for when it's cold but still I don't know what to wear
[00:42.00]What to wear tonight
[00:57.00]I've got the concentration of a small child
[01:00.00]Patience
[01:01.00]Well
[01:02.00]Not all the time
[01:03.50]A wounded look and a silly smile that always gets me what I want
[01:09.00]I've got a garden but it has no grass
[01:12.00]It's got plastic chairs and the table's glass
[01:15.00]My cat at home thinks it's a dog and who am I to judge if that's all
[01:32.00]I've got a lot of cards on my shelf
[01:35.00]Every one of them written to myself
[01:38.00]I've got a million pounds in the bank
[01:41.00](Don't be silly you haven't been to a bank in your life)
[01:43.00]There's a woman next door who robbed a bank
[01:46.00]A man upstairs who likes to drink and sing to us at three in the morning
[01:55.00]I've got five best friends
[01:57.00]Two parents and a brother
[01:59.00]And a man at home who likes to think that every song's written for him
[02:04.00]So this one's for you