I'm Miss
American dream
Since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derriere
In the magazine
You-want-a-piece-me?
I'm Miss
Bad-media-karma another
Day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exeptional earne
You-want-a-piece-me? - Hell yeah
I'm Mrs
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs
Oh my god that Britney is shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs
Extra-Extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs
She's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me
Increase the peace
I'm Miss
You want a piece of me
Tryin' and pissin' me off?
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Whos flippin me off
Hopin I'll resort to some havoc
End up settling in cour
Now-are-you-sure-you-want-a-piece-me? -
Hell yeah
I'm Mrs
Most likely to get on the TV
For slippin' on the street when getting the grocerys,
Now for real - are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean please -
Are-you-sure-you-want-a-piece-me?
And when the pieces fit together
It will finally become complete
- The real me