[00:07.750]Macavity [00:21.880]Ha Ha Ha Ha [01:06.810]Macavity's a mystery cat [01:09.310]He's called the Hidden Paw [01:12.060]For he's a master criminal who can defy the law [01:18.130]He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard [01:21.430]The Flying Squad's despair [01:24.280]And when they reach the scene of crime [01:27.500]Macavity's not there [01:42.130]Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [01:47.730]He's broken every human law [01:50.470]He breaks the law of gravity [01:53.390]His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare [01:59.040]And when you reach the scene of crime [02:02.430]Macavity's not there [02:04.870]You may seek him in the basement [02:08.170]you may look up in the air [02:12.800]But I tell you once and once again [02:15.550]Macavity's not there [02:18.530]Macavity's a ginger cat [02:21.400]He's very tall and thin [02:24.290]You would know him if you saw him [02:27.220]For his eyes are sunken in [02:30.200]His brow is deeply lined in thought [02:33.190]His head is highly domed [02:36.230]His coat is dusty from neglect [02:39.280]his whiskers are uncombed [02:42.160]He sways his head from side to side [02:45.180]With movements like a snake [02:47.920]And when you think he's half asleep [02:50.870]He's always wide awake [02:53.980]Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [02:59.530]For he is a fiend in feline shape [03:02.230]A monster of depravity [03:04.990]You may meet him in a by-street [03:07.870]you may see him in the square [03:10.810]But when a crime's discovered then [03:13.860]Macavity's not there! [03:17.240]He's outwardly respectable [03:22.450]I know he cheats at cards [03:28.400]And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's [03:40.360]And when the larder's looted [03:42.910]Or the jewel cases rifled [03:45.800]Or when the milk is missing [03:48.520]Or another Peke's been stifled [03:51.700]Or the greenhouse glass is broken [03:56.110]And the trellis past repair [03:59.300]There's the wonder of the thing [04:02.410]Macavity's not there! [04:04.940]Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [04:10.580]There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity [04:16.040]He always has an alibi and one or two to spare [04:21.310]Whatever time the deed took place [04:24.650]Macavity wasn't there! [04:27.160]And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known [04:32.540]I might mention Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone [04:39.120]Are nothing more than agents [04:41.860]For the cat who all the time just controls the operations [04:47.560]The Napoleon of Crime! [04:53.400]Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [04:59.100]For he is a fiend in feline shape [05:01.720]A monster of depravity [05:04.510]You may meet him in a by-street [05:07.070]you may see him in the square [05:10.120]But when a crime's discovered then [05:12.650]Macavity's not there! [05:16.380]