[00:00.00] 作词 : Paul Simon
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Paul Simon
[00:14.03]A man walks down the street
[00:16.55]He says Why am I soft in the middle now
[00:18.74]Why am I soft in the middle
[00:20.55]The rest of my life is so hard
[00:22.55]I need a photo opportunity
[00:24.17]I want a shot at redemption
[00:25.98]Don't want to end up a cartoon
[00:27.96]In a cartoon graveyard
[00:29.83]Bonedigger  bonedigger
[00:31.67]Dogs in the moonlight
[00:33.63]Far away my well-lit door
[00:36.67]Mr  Beerbelly  Beerbelly
[00:39.03]Get these mutts away from me
[00:40.47]You know I don't find this stuff
[00:42.46]Amusing anymore
[00:44.55]If you'll be my bodyguard
[00:46.49]I can be your long-lost pal
[00:52.18]I can call you Betty
[00:53.49]And Betty  when you call me
[00:55.35]You can call me Al
[00:59.87]A man walks down the street
[01:01.24]He says Why am I short of attention
[01:03.34]Got a short little span of attention
[01:05.25]And  woe my nights are so long
[01:07.35]Where's my wife and family
[01:08.96]What if I die here
[01:10.83]Who'll be my role model
[01:12.78]Now that my role model is
[01:14.54]Gone gone
[01:16.41]He ducked back down the alley
[01:17.75]With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
[01:21.25]All along along
[01:23.52]There were incidents and accidents
[01:25.30]There were hints and allegations
[01:29.50]If you'll be my bodyguard
[01:31.18]I can be your long -ost pal
[01:37.16]I can call you Betty
[01:38.33]And Betty  when you call me
[01:40.61]You can call me Al
[01:44.02]Call me Al
[02:29.90]A man walks down the street
[02:31.42]It's a street in a strange world
[02:33.38]Maybe it's the third world
[02:35.28]Maybe it's his first time around
[02:37.23]He doesn't speak the language
[02:39.19]He holds no currency
[02:41.06]He is a foreign man
[02:42.77]He is surrounded by the sound  the sound
[02:46.71]Cattle in the marketplace
[02:48.40]Scatterlings and orphanages
[02:51.43]He looks around  around
[02:53.42]He sees angels in the architecture
[02:55.80]Spinning in infinity
[02:57.54]He says Amen and Hallelujah
[03:00.28]If you'll be my bodyguard
[03:01.63]I can be your long-lost pal
[03:07.11]I can call you Betty
[03:08.36]And Betty  when you call me
[03:10.60]You can call me Al
[03:13.51]Call me
[04:03.49]If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:10.90]I can be your long lost pal
[04:18.50]If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:25.94]I can call you Betty