I'm a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose Oh, I'm a Christian holiday, I'm a symbol of original sin I've a pagan tree, and a magical wreath, and bow-tie on my chin Oh, I'm a pagan heresy, I'm a tragical Catholic shrine I'm a little bit shy, with a lazy eye, and a penchant for sublime Oh, I'm a mystical apostasy, I'm a horse with a fantasy twist Though I play all night, with my magical kite, people say I don't exist For I make no full apology for the category I reside I'm a mythical mess, with a treasury chest, I'm a construct of your mind Oh, I'm hysterically American, I've a credit card on my wrist And I have no home, or a field to roam, I will curse you with my kiss Oh, I'm a criminal pathology with a history of medical care I'm a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper, and they say my kind are rare But I've seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me We are legions wide, and we choose no sides, we are masters of mystique For you're a Christmas Unicorn, I have seen you on the beat You may dress in the human uniform, child... But I know you're just like me Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too I'm the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) (music) Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn Find the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn, too It's all right, I love you I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you) I'm the Christmas Unicorn(I'm the Christmas Unicorn) Find the Christmas Unicorn(That'll be OK) You're the Christmas Unicorn, too(You're the Christmas Unicorn) It's all right, I love you(I love you)...
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