My baby left me and I feel so bad I lost the best girl that I ever had You ask me why I feel so blue But you'd feel the same way if it happened to you She didn't leave me on Monday She didn't leave me on Tuesday She didn't leave me on Wednesday She didn't leave me on Thursday She didn't leave me on Friday She didn't leave me on Saturday She went and left me on Trash Day My baby left me on Trash Day She went and left me on Trash Day She didn't leave me on Monday She didn't leave me on a Tuesday She didn't leave me on no Wednesday, babe She could have left me on a Thursday No no no no, it was Trash Day It was goddamn Trash Day My baby left me on a Trash Day And that's why I'm smellin' like a brewery, and I'm lookin' like a tramp And I ain't got a quarter, I got a postage stamp I got a five o'clock shadow boxin' all around the town Talkin' with the old men sleepin' on the ground Bazanti bootin' al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn And I'm sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole Fishnet stockings and spike heel shoes Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues Porno floor show, live nude girls Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose Raisin' my rent, take off all your clothes Because my baby left me and I feel so bad I lost the best girl that I ever had Go on and ask me why I feel so blue You'd feel the same way if it happened to you She could've left me on a Monday She could've left me on a Tuesday She could've left me on a Thursday Or a Friday, or a Saturday No, she went and left me on Trash Day My baby left me on Trash Day She went and left me on Trash Day Trash Day "Big John" Thomassie on the trash cans! Oh, Trash Day Trash Day Trash Day Goddamn Trash Day Trash Day
My baby left me and I feel so bad I lost the best girl that I ever had You ask me why I feel so blue But you'd feel the same way if it happened to you She didn't leave me on Monday She didn't leave me on Tuesday She didn't leave me on Wednesday She didn't leave me on Thursday She didn't leave me on Friday She didn't leave me on Saturday She went and left me on Trash Day My baby left me on Trash Day She went and left me on Trash Day She didn't leave me on Monday She didn't leave me on a Tuesday She didn't leave me on no Wednesday, babe She could have left me on a Thursday No no no no, it was Trash Day It was goddamn Trash Day My baby left me on a Trash Day And that's why I'm smellin' like a brewery, and I'm lookin' like a tramp And I ain't got a quarter, I got a postage stamp I got a five o'clock shadow boxin' all around the town Talkin' with the old men sleepin' on the ground Bazanti bootin' al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn And I'm sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole Fishnet stockings and spike heel shoes Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues Porno floor show, live nude girls Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose Raisin' my rent, take off all your clothes Because my baby left me and I feel so bad I lost the best girl that I ever had Go on and ask me why I feel so blue You'd feel the same way if it happened to you She could've left me on a Monday She could've left me on a Tuesday She could've left me on a Thursday Or a Friday, or a Saturday No, she went and left me on Trash Day My baby left me on Trash Day She went and left me on Trash Day Trash Day "Big John" Thomassie on the trash cans! Oh, Trash Day Trash Day Trash Day Goddamn Trash Day Trash Day
