Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For making whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin', that he's so willin' To make some whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest See what a year can bring I sit alone 'most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he is busy and I say busy He's making whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, ‽You pay six to her†He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Boy right into jail You better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than making whoopee†Than making whoopee Than making
Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For making whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin', that he's so willin' To make some whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest See what a year can bring I sit alone 'most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he is busy and I say busy He's making whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, ‽You pay six to her†He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Boy right into jail You better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than making whoopee†Than making whoopee Than making
