I'm ready Ready as anybody can be I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol On a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets Wearin' balls and chain I'm drinkin' TNT I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some screwball Start a fight
'Cause I'm ready Ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks With your pretty little hair I know you feels Like I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' Baby, come over here I'll prove to you baby That I ain't no square
Because I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin Like never before I feel so good I want you to know One more drink I wish you would I takes a whole lotta lovin' To make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I'm ready Ready as anybody can be I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol On a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets Wearin' balls and chain I'm drinkin' TNT I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some screwball Start a fight
'Cause I'm ready Ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks With your pretty little hair I know you feels Like I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' Baby, come over here I'll prove to you baby That I ain't no square
Because I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin Like never before I feel so good I want you to know One more drink I wish you would I takes a whole lotta lovin' To make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready Ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me
