I drove myself to melrose in the morning To try to find a gift that you could use There were vibrating machines Blow up dolls of angelyne In between the BVD's and plastic shoes One block down from pretty Boys town a sign sits on a stack of holy Grails screamin' fifteen ninety-eight Get it now, don't hesitate In vampire black to match my nails Heading down melrose in the morning Heading down melrose in the morning I was cruisin' down the aisles Checking out the latest styles When I discovered a sale on piece of mind There were books on who to sleep with What to say and who to eat with Stars to follow and worries to leave behind When I laid my credit card on the counter They double checked my copy mat I D As I grabbed my bag to go Only god alone could know If the picture on the card was really me I'm tired of LA, everything still looks the same Heading down melrose in the morning No matter what I do, all I do is think of you Heading down melrose in the morning Soon we'll all smell like calvin, cigarettes, bud and mints One world, one race, one gender Just wash your brain and rinse Just wash your brain and rinse I'm tired of LA, nothing ever goes my way Heading down melrose in the morning No matter what I do, I just wanna sleep with you Heading down melrose in the morning I'm gonna leave LA, nothing's gonna get in my way Heading down melrose in the morning I'm gonna get over you, if it's the last thing that I do Heading down melrose in the morning
I drove myself to melrose in the morning To try to find a gift that you could use There were vibrating machines Blow up dolls of angelyne In between the BVD's and plastic shoes One block down from pretty Boys town a sign sits on a stack of holy Grails screamin' fifteen ninety-eight Get it now, don't hesitate In vampire black to match my nails Heading down melrose in the morning Heading down melrose in the morning I was cruisin' down the aisles Checking out the latest styles When I discovered a sale on piece of mind There were books on who to sleep with What to say and who to eat with Stars to follow and worries to leave behind When I laid my credit card on the counter They double checked my copy mat I D As I grabbed my bag to go Only god alone could know If the picture on the card was really me I'm tired of LA, everything still looks the same Heading down melrose in the morning No matter what I do, all I do is think of you Heading down melrose in the morning Soon we'll all smell like calvin, cigarettes, bud and mints One world, one race, one gender Just wash your brain and rinse Just wash your brain and rinse I'm tired of LA, nothing ever goes my way Heading down melrose in the morning No matter what I do, I just wanna sleep with you Heading down melrose in the morning I'm gonna leave LA, nothing's gonna get in my way Heading down melrose in the morning I'm gonna get over you, if it's the last thing that I do Heading down melrose in the morning
