Hop hop You came along my secret laboratory Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi Hold up, mister Right there, mister Sit down, mister How about some retort pouch of curry Pouch of chili Pouch of MRE But you're rather picky
Well I'll make you something else Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself Canton or Sichuan Jiangsu or Hunan No matter which one you pick I'll get it done Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao Wonton and Chashao Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch You're loving my retort I'm loving your retort You're my only retort You're my only retort 一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七
Crack crack You stretch your arms out asking for a hug Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile Come here, mister Help me, mister Right here, mister You took up my spoon Stirring curry Stirring chili That's when I've realized We've became family
Then he came A man in black and white He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs Then he aimed at your slimy skin And pulled the trigger Your head bursts Shh
I'll stitch you back up Don't need to show me how Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself I'll give you plastic eyes And give you nylon hair And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired Shark fin soup or Dim sum Dumpling or Peking duck Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back But you're still my retort But you're still my retort I'm seeking for retort I'm seeking for retort
[00:29.33]Hop hop [00:30.77]You came along my secret laboratory [00:36.50]Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi [00:43.77]Hold up, mister [00:45.71]Right there, mister [00:47.25]Sit down, mister [00:48.89]How about some retort pouch of curry [00:52.94]Pouch of chili [00:54.68]Pouch of MRE [00:56.52]But you're rather picky [00:58.71] [01:00.31]Well [01:00.80]I'll make you something else [01:02.30]Don't need to show me how [01:03.84]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself [01:07.92]Canton or Sichuan [01:09.61]Jiangsu or Hunan [01:11.28]No matter which one you pick I'll get it done [01:14.76]Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao [01:16.80]Wonton and Chashao [01:18.54]Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch [01:20.69]You're loving my retort [01:24.13]I'm loving your retort [01:25.87]You're my only retort [01:27.81]You're my only retort [01:30.05]一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 [01:36.62]一 一 一 二 一 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 [01:43.79] [01:44.03]Crack crack [01:45.13]You stretch your arms out asking for a hug [01:50.50]Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile [01:58.51]Come here, mister [02:00.01]Help me, mister [02:01.65]Right here, mister [02:03.49]You took up my spoon [02:05.53]Stirring curry [02:06.92]Stirring chili [02:08.83]That's when I've realized [02:10.97]We've became family [02:12.26] [02:13.82]Then he came [02:16.91]A man in black and white [02:18.30]He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs [02:28.45]Then he aimed at your slimy skin [02:33.28]And pulled the trigger [02:38.86]Your head bursts [02:42.54]Shh [02:44.63] [02:45.43]I'll stitch you back up [02:47.28]Don't need to show me how [02:48.87]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself [02:52.26]I'll give you plastic eyes [02:53.90]And give you nylon hair [02:55.74]And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired [02:59.08]Shark fin soup or Dim sum [03:01.17]Dumpling or Peking duck [03:03.01]Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back [03:07.16]But you're still my retort [03:08.85]But you're still my retort [03:10.54]I'm seeking for retort [03:12.43]I'm seeking for retort
