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  • I gotta get myself a latte
    And add some soymilk up in that ****
    Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
    Yeah
    I wake up in the morning
    feelin' kinda bloated
    there's a pressure in my belly
    Hell, let's not sugar coat it
    I'm all backed up
    And I need to take a poo
    But there's no release in sight
    I don't know what to do.
    So I eat lotsa veggies
    And fiber cereal
    But nothin' will dispose
    of all my raw material
    So I make myself a cup,
    sixteen ounces of joe,
    and just like magic,
    it starts the flow
    Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
    a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    My poo, my poo, my poo
    Aint the only one
    Who know coffee makes you poo
    Listen to the experts
    Cuz what they say is true
    According to wiki
    When you drink in moderation
    Due to paristalsis,
    Coffee prevents constipation
    Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
    Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
    Wanna know how they stay thin
    Coffee pushes out what's in
    I'll never understand
    why people choose to quit
    when coffee tastes so good
    and it helps you take a ****
    Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
    a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    My poo, my poo, it's true
    Now at 8am
    if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
    I make my coffee fully loaded
    By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
    Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
    a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    My poo, my poo, my poo
    Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
    a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
    It's kind hurts trying to push through
    Yeah
    My poo
    Gotta help my poo pass through
    Gotta help it pass through
    Oh
  • [00:03.85]I gotta get myself a latte
    [00:07.44]And add some soymilk up in that ****
    [00:11.24]Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
    [00:14.84]Yeah
    [00:18.02]I wake up in the morning
    [00:19.59]feelin' kinda bloated
    [00:20.76]there's a pressure in my belly
    [00:22.23]Hell, let's not sugar coat it
    [00:23.95]I'm all backed up
    [00:25.22]And I need to take a poo
    [00:26.73]But there's no release in sight
    [00:28.20]I don't know what to do.
    [00:29.86]So I eat lotsa veggies
    [00:31.33]And fiber cereal
    [00:32.69]But nothin' will dispose
    [00:34.25]of all my raw material
    [00:35.82]So I make myself a cup,
    [00:37.44]sixteen ounces of joe,
    [00:38.70]and just like magic,
    [00:40.17]it starts the flow
    [00:42.30]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
    [00:45.34]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    [00:49.21]My poo, my poo, my poo
    [00:54.05]Aint the only one
    [00:55.11]Who know coffee makes you poo
    [00:56.62]Listen to the experts
    [00:58.00]Cuz what they say is true
    [00:59.59]According to wiki
    [01:00.90]When you drink in moderation
    [01:02.67]Due to paristalsis,
    [01:03.83]Coffee prevents constipation
    [01:05.40]Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
    [01:06.81]Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
    [01:08.27]Wanna know how they stay thin
    [01:09.74]Coffee pushes out what's in
    [01:11.50]I'll never understand
    [01:12.71]why people choose to quit
    [01:14.38]when coffee tastes so good
    [01:15.69]and it helps you take a ****
    [01:17.96]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
    [01:20.95]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    [01:24.79]My poo, my poo, it's true
    [01:29.84]Now at 8am
    [01:31.60]if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
    [01:33.84]I make my coffee fully loaded
    [01:36.56]By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
    [01:42.05]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
    [01:45.16]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    [01:48.84]My poo, my poo, my poo
    [01:53.93]Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
    [01:56.81]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
    [02:00.51]My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
    [02:09.50]It's kind hurts trying to push through
    [02:12.66]Yeah
    [02:14.12]My poo
    [02:15.63]Gotta help my poo pass through
    [02:19.30]Gotta help it pass through
    [02:22.03]Oh