A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But youre as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes A fine romance, you wont nestle A fine romance, you wont wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I havent got a chance This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, Ill take jello Youre calmer than the seals In the arctic ocean At least they flap their fins To express emotion A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals Ive never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants I never get the chance This is a fine romance
[00:08.27]A fine romance, with no kisses [00:12.60]A fine romance, my friend this is [00:17.92]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes [00:23.18]But youre as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes [00:28.98]A fine romance, you wont nestle [00:34.91]A fine romance, you wont wrestle [00:40.28]I might as well play bridge [00:42.27]With my old maid aunt [00:44.08]I havent got a chance [00:46.72]This is a fine romance [00:50.29] [00:53.74]A fine romance, my good fellow [00:55.38]You take romance, Ill take jello [01:00.56]Youre calmer than the seals [01:17.03]In the arctic ocean [01:18.65]At least they flap their fins [01:53.36]To express emotion [01:56.43]A fine romance with no quarrels [02:02.92]With no insults and all morals [02:08.04]Ive never mussed the crease [02:10.78]In your blue serge pants [02:12.34]I never get the chance [02:14.78]This is a fine romance
