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  • Artist:disney
    Songs Title:gaston
    Who does she think she is?
    That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
    No one says "no" to Gaston!
    Heh heh. Darn right.
    Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated!

    Why, it's more than I can bear.
    More beer?
    What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

    Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

    Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
    Looking so down in the dumps

    Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

    Even when taking your lumps

    There's no man in town as admired as you
    You're everyone's favorite guy

    Everyone's awed and inspired by you

    And it's not very hard to see why

    No one's slick as Gaston
    No one's quick as Gaston
    No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
    For there's no man in town half as manly

    Perfect, a pure paragon
    You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley

    And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

    No one's been like Gaston

    A king pin like Gaston
    No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
    As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
    My what a guy, that Gaston

    Give five hurrahs
    Give twelve hip-hips

    Gaston is the best
    And the rest is all drips

    No one fights like Gaston
    Douses lights like Gaston

    In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
    For there's no one as burly and brawny

    As you see I've got biceps to spare

    Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
    That's right
    And every last inch of me's covered with hair
    No one hits like Gaston
    Matches wits like Gaston
    In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

    I'm especially good at expectorating

    Ten points for Gaston

    When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
    Every morning to help me get large

    And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
    So I'm roughly the size a of barge

    No one shoots like Gaston
    Makes those beauts like Gaston
    Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

    I use antlers in all of my decorating

    Say it again
    Who's a man among men
    And then say it once more
    Who's the hero next door
    Who's a super success
    Don't you know
    Can't you guess
    Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
    There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

    And his name's G-A-S-T-

    G-A-S-T-E-

    G-A-S-T-O-

    Oh
    Gaston
  • [00:01.09]Artist:disney
    [00:02.65]Songs Title:gaston
    [00:03.77]Who does she think she is?
    [00:05.21]That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
    [00:07.21]No one says "no" to Gaston!
    [00:08.90]Heh heh. Darn right.
    [00:10.63]Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated!
    [00:13.89]
    [00:14.58]Why, it's more than I can bear.
    [00:16.71]More beer?
    [00:17.57]What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
    [00:20.84]
    [00:21.59]Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
    [00:26.59]
    [00:27.84]Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
    [00:31.64]Looking so down in the dumps
    [00:32.97]
    [00:34.40]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
    [00:36.98]
    [00:37.60]Even when taking your lumps
    [00:39.09]
    [00:40.52]There's no man in town as admired as you
    [00:43.71]You're everyone's favorite guy
    [00:45.77]
    [00:47.20]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
    [00:49.98]
    [00:50.60]And it's not very hard to see why
    [00:54.74]
    [00:59.30]No one's slick as Gaston
    [01:04.11]No one's quick as Gaston
    [01:05.54]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
    [01:08.88]For there's no man in town half as manly
    [01:11.19]
    [01:12.56]Perfect, a pure paragon
    [01:15.44]You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
    [01:17.81]
    [01:18.75]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
    [01:22.43]
    [01:24.24]No one's been like Gaston
    [01:27.59]
    [01:28.21]A king pin like Gaston
    [01:30.04]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
    [01:33.48]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
    [01:37.25]My what a guy, that Gaston
    [01:38.87]
    [01:40.37]Give five hurrahs
    [01:42.24]Give twelve hip-hips
    [01:42.80]
    [01:43.74]Gaston is the best
    [01:45.11]And the rest is all drips
    [01:47.62]
    [01:48.93]No one fights like Gaston
    [01:53.17]Douses lights like Gaston
    [01:54.70]
    [01:55.51]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
    [01:58.50]For there's no one as burly and brawny
    [02:01.17]
    [02:01.98]As you see I've got biceps to spare
    [02:04.23]
    [02:05.29]Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
    [02:08.31]That's right
    [02:09.19]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
    [02:12.34]No one hits like Gaston
    [02:13.65]Matches wits like Gaston
    [02:15.41]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
    [02:18.15]
    [02:18.77]I'm especially good at expectorating
    [02:20.97]
    [02:22.59]Ten points for Gaston
    [02:24.09]
    [02:25.84]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
    [02:28.71]Every morning to help me get large
    [02:31.30]
    [02:32.30]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
    [02:35.30]So I'm roughly the size a of barge
    [02:38.51]
    [02:41.57]No one shoots like Gaston
    [02:46.13]Makes those beauts like Gaston
    [02:48.30]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
    [02:50.97]
    [02:51.78]I use antlers in all of my decorating
    [02:54.97]
    [02:55.59]Say it again
    [02:56.53]Who's a man among men
    [02:58.21]And then say it once more
    [03:00.02]Who's the hero next door
    [03:01.58]Who's a super success
    [03:02.95]Don't you know
    [03:04.01]Can't you guess
    [03:04.95]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
    [03:08.38]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
    [03:13.28]
    [03:15.91]And his name's G-A-S-T-
    [03:21.80]
    [03:22.62]G-A-S-T-E-
    [03:24.57]
    [03:25.26]G-A-S-T-O-
    [03:26.13]
    [03:27.25]Oh
    [03:28.28]Gaston