We packin' diamond pistols Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved I could suck a titty while I'm standing up Don't ever ******* tell me I ain't man enough Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys Ayy, ayy, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy And no "must be this tall to ride" I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy, shorty All my shirt tags say XM Five girls sayin' I'm they best friend Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin' Still stand tall I don't need height Using all my words I ain't gotta fight The glove only comes off at night Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right Stuntin' in my platform shoes I serenade, you just built like a flute In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze In economy, still got leg room Ayy, ayy I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy And I must be this tall to ride" I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy, shorty Welcome back to Short Kings Radio Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners Caller Number Five, you are on the air Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG Uh, that new s**t, uh (Mhm), that s**t got me laid I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay) So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, ******* laid dude Uh, it was sick, dude thank you Thank you so much Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your **** wet Next up, Halsey
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