作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers Pick up the god dang phone... ******** where the ******* were you Tuesday With who you say I wasn't at the studio ******** what'd you do screw Dre You went there looking for me Oo that excuse is too lame Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre Lupe you want to lose two legs You try to flip this on me If i spent more time with you, you say “Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you And I’d be the third person who screwed you today Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche You were too two-faced for me Thought you was my number one True BlueAce but you ain't And I can see you and you make That little boo-boo face Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo You make my *******g Blutooth ache You feeling blue too late Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid Here's what you say to someone you hate My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) And this song just popped in my head and I thought Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3 Think I just relapsed, this ******** pushed me over the brink Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk Cause that ******** drove me to drink I'm back on my ******* ho's I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all ******* the same Baby come on excuse the pun but ******** you're such a broad statement And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are ******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off And pick myself up off the carpet But I'll never say the L-word again I la-la-la-la le********ian *shout* I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest My life would be so much better if you ust] My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) And this song just popped in my head and I thought Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3 Plus you told me, you love me, forever ********, that was a lie I never, wanted someone, to die So bad in my *******g life but ******* it there’s other fish in the sea And I'mma have a whale of a time Being a single sailor for the night ******** on a scale of 1 to 10, ********t I must be the holy grailer Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my *******g name (great) I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh Made for me say ******* it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer These ******* tryna get atached with the failer And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer Like I'm itchin' to get hitched Yeah I'm rich as a ******** but ******* ain't ********t I'd rather leave a ******** in a ditch ******** you complain when you listen to this But you still throw yourself at me That's what I call pitchin' a bicth That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight Long as I got a bat and two ******* it's foul But my ********'s on strike so all that love ********t is null and void ******** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for *******s you'd be unemployed Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys Getting sick at these girls girls girls Oink oink oink you *******g pigs All you good boys doink doink doink I got 99 problems and the ******** ain't one She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun I take em all out I hope you hear this song And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack And just drop dead and I'mma throw a *******g party after this cause My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) And this song just popped in my head and I thought Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better I'm just playing ********, you know I love you
[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers [00:00.500] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers [00:01.00]Pick up the god dang phone... [00:02.00]******** where the ******* were you Tuesday [00:02.960]With who you say [00:04.060]I wasn't at the studio [00:05.350]******** what'd you do screw Dre [00:06.940]You went there looking for me [00:08.190]Oo that excuse is too lame [00:09.630]Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg [00:12.770]You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre [00:15.160] Lupe you want to lose two legs [00:17.460]You try to flip this on me [00:18.910]If i spent more time with you, you say [00:21.000]“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, screw you [00:24.040]And I’d be the third person who screwed you today [00:26.800]Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe Oh touche [00:30.300]You were too two-faced for me [00:31.430]Thought you was my number one [00:33.270]True BlueAce but you ain't [00:35.210]And I can see you and you make [00:36.520]That little boo-boo face [00:37.770]Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo [00:39.380]You make my *******g Blutooth ache [00:41.300]You feeling blue too late [00:42.770]Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid [00:46.100]Here's what you say to someone you hate [00:47.800]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) [00:55.540]And this song just popped in my head and I thought [00:58.524]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) [01:03.353]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3 [01:09.742]Think I just relapsed, this ******** pushed me over the brink [01:12.221]Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think [01:15.293]Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I'm only driving drunk [01:18.251]Cause that ******** drove me to drink I'm back on my ******* ho's [01:22.653]I hate you for ?? papayas I hate all ******* the same [01:25.941]Baby come on excuse the pun but ******** you're such a broad statement [01:29.882]And I ain't channeling my anger through every single station it's on [01:32.671]Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts [01:37.412]And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are [01:40.623]******** guess it's time for me to get the dust off [01:42.971]And pick myself up off the carpet [01:44.462]But I'll never say the L-word again [01:47.763]I la-la-la-la le********ian *shout* [01:52.683]I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest [01:55.081]My life would be so much better if you ust] [01:57.090]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) [02:05.373]And this song just popped in my head and I thought [02:08.793]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) [02:13.302]I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3 [02:19.022]Plus you told me, you love me, forever [02:28.242]********, that was a lie [02:31.194]I never, wanted someone, to die [02:39.293]So bad in my *******g life but ******* it there’s other fish in the sea [02:43.144]And I'mma have a whale of a time [02:45.093]Being a single sailor for the night [02:46.593]******** on a scale of 1 to 10, ********t [02:48.992]I must be the holy grailer [02:49.783]Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my *******g name (great) [02:53.323]I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh [02:55.723]Made for me say ******* it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer [02:58.973]These ******* tryna get atached with the failer [03:01.163]And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer [03:05.193]Like I'm itchin' to get hitched [03:05.943]Yeah I'm rich as a ******** but ******* ain't ********t [03:08.793]I'd rather leave a ******** in a ditch [03:10.582]******** you complain when you listen to this [03:12.673]But you still throw yourself at me [03:14.182]That's what I call pitchin' a bicth [03:16.333]That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight [03:19.022]Long as I got a bat and two ******* it's foul [03:20.763]But my ********'s on strike so all that love ********t is null and void [03:25.193]******** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for *******s you'd be unemployed [03:28.343]Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys [03:33.334]Getting sick at these girls girls girls [03:35.432]Oink oink oink you *******g pigs [03:37.483]All you good boys doink doink doink [03:39.733]I got 99 problems and the ******** ain't one [03:42.483]She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun [03:45.223]I take em all out I hope you hear this song [03:48.122]And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack [03:50.723]And just drop dead and I'mma throw a *******g party after this cause [03:54.623]My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead) [04:00.353]And this song just popped in my head and I thought [04:06.552]Wouldn't ********t just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead) [04:11.443]I would feel so (so) much (much) better better better [04:14.024]I'm just playing ********, you know I love you
