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  • 作词 : Jayceon Terrell Taylor
    作曲 : Jayceon Terrell Taylor
    [Interlude 1: Uber Driver]
    Hey, grandma
    I'm still out here makin’ my Uber runs
    I'll be home soon
    I just got one more pick up, kinda close to 8 Mile
    Okay, okay, love you too
    [Intro: The Game]
    G-G-G-G, Shady (G-G)
    Shady Aftermath (Yeah)
    Me and Hit-Boy back on our shit, let's go
    Yeah (G-G)
    [Chorus: The Game]
    I don’t think they know who they ****in' with
    Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
    Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
    I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
    Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [Verse 1: The Game]
    It's Game, sick in the brain
    Sick as the day that I came
    Hennessy runnin' through my veins, I load up the clip and aim
    Sick of you niggas talkin' like you won’t get wet in the rain
    Now I’m singin' Frank Ocean, and you get hit with this Novacane
    Sick and tired of niggas, bitches, and critics, they all the same
    Lame games they playin’, lyin', tryin' me for my name
    I stick my dick in your Black ass
    Shallow bitch on the show, just to lick the tip it's ridiculous, she watchin’ it grow
    Cross eyed-ed, crosshairs on my enemies
    If you cross the street, you run into me, you crash in to a light bolt
    Now you crawlin' out the driver side like a centipede
    And me, I'm finna be on a jet to the Phillipines
    Spill the beans, kick the Kool-Aid, overtell, God don't intervene
    While I'm smashin' Saweetie pussy to smithereens
    It's the G-A-ficky-ficky-M, paint my face, I'm him
    Puttin' this big black dick in your skims
    [Chorus: The Game]
    I don't think they know who they ****in' with
    Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
    Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
    I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
    Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [Verse 2: The Game]
    I killed Dr. Dre in my basement last night
    I was wasted last night, I went ape shit last night
    Chopped his body up, and forget where I placed it last night
    Had a slice of humble pie, I couldn't taste it last night (Hahaha)
    Lost my taste and my smell, I got Omarion
    Me and Dr. Fauci went to Crazy Girls and then we got our party on
    So fee-fi-fum, I'm with 40 goin' dumb
    Not E-40, the other 40, I'm with Canadians in Drake's house
    Havin' a stakeout
    And I'm so tired of orderin' takeout, what's beef?
    Beef is when you tell the chef to bring them steaks out
    So let's play house with the Dracos and AR's
    Stay the **** up off of Stanley grass and take a shit in they yard
    And my dick stay hard, when I see Lizzo on the internet
    Here it is another BBL
    And my dick get little on the internet
    My intellect is NFT's and Cryptos, I can never be a Crip though
    I tip-toe with my red rag around six O's
    [Interlude 2: Uber Driver & The Game]
    Chuck?
    Yeah
    Hey, man, let's get you out the rain
    Good lookin', how's your night goin', bro?
    I'm cool, man, you don't need that mask
    Nobody cares about that shit anymore
    You got a charger up there with you?
    Yeah, for sure, it reaches all the way back there too
    Good lookin', homie
    Ayo, I really **** with that starter cap, that shit hard as ****
    Crazy story behind it, my brother Stan, rest in peace
    What?
    He gave me this hat twenty-two years ago
    Damn
    It's my favorite
    Can I see that shit for a minute?
    Uh, yeah, sure
    Oh, shit, this mother****er autographed and everything
    Who signed it for you?
    Eminem
    He used to be like this rap God
    Man, me and my brother praised him
    Back when I was little, I don't really like any of his new stuff
    Woah, wait, I know where we're goin', wait, why do you have a gu—?
    Yo, shut the **** up
    Ayy, man, I'm drivin', I'll get you there wait
    I'll take you, I'm a fan, that's cool
    Stop lookin' back, stop lookin' back here
    It's cool dude, man, you don't need to do this
    Focus on the ****in' road
    Okay
    Yo, come on, man
    Alright
    Drive
    Alright, alright
    Drive
    We'll go, we'll go
    Shut the **** up
    Alright
    [Verse 3: The Game]
    Ask Dre
    All I got is my word, my dick and my MAC 10
    One thing you can never have is my mother****in' Black... skin
    This ain't no suit that I wore
    This ain't a mansion, a hangin' plaque, this ain't no stupid award
    So, oh, he goes platinum
    And, oh, I'm on the 'Math with him
    He got all the Blackest friends
    He wants to be African, me
    Left for dead on the Dr.'s Advocate
    Dre never executive-produced it, I just imagined it
    Oh, here goes the magic tricks
    Candy shops and the magic stick
    DeAngelo Bailey got in shape to whoop your ass again
    You depressed, you just maskin' it
    You pop a Adderall, a Vicodin, and a Aspirin
    But the math wasn't mathin' in
    So pass me the torch 'cause the torture in my mind
    With the voice that defied rhymes will force the blind eye
    To see that I was in the white Rolls Royce with five .9's
    When you was pretendin' to be the white Royce da 5'9"
    I just crossed a fine line
    Might just force the white guy to call D12 so he can be the pork they grind, swine
    And the biggest rapper in Detroit, that award is Sean Don
    So uncork the Chardonnay and stick my fork in white wine
    I never heard you in a club, I never heard you in a bar
    Eleven albums and ten never got played inside of my car
    I'd rather listen to Snitch9ine like sixty-nine times
    And participate in sixty-nines with sixty-nine nuns than listen to you
    You're a Karen, call the cops, tell 'em it's a Black man on your block
    With a Glock and he got it cocked
    And the tattoos on his face is a star and a teardrop
    He standin' on a teardrop and he says he can feel Pac in the air
    Like Phil Collins, listen to him, he still wildin'
    (Ah, Epstein chased me around Epstein island)
    So silence, I'm—, I'm thinkin', uh, mm, yeah
    Nothin' rhymes with orange!
    So ficky-ficky Slim Shady, please, stand up
    Shoot the fade with me, I'd love to put these hands up
    I could .40 Glock you, unarmed
    Drop the world on your head with one arm
    Dear Slim, Hailie's with me and she's unharmed for now (Dad, I'm really scared)
    These are the deepest secrets, I keep and I be on defence
    'Cause G's ain't supposed to fold up
    With all the facades I hold up inside of my mind, I froze up
    I'm cold as COVID, Ebola, the Spanish flu, and Corona
    The Zika virus, pneumonia is deep inside my persona
    On each side of my shoulders is demons chasin' Jehovah
    The renegade or the soldier, I really gave it to Hova (How it feel?)
    Twenty-three years, still ain't penetratin' the culture
    You are not, top five, in mine, B.I.G or Pac eyes
    No André, no Nas, stop tellin' white lies
    Sniff a white line, this the right time
    I Suge Knight Vanilla Ice, I'm not Mr. Nice Guy
    [Bridge: The Game]
    I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    I'm not Mr. Nice Guy
    I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    Dre know
    I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    Way to ****in' go
    [Verse 4: The Game]
    You done pissed off Jimmy, Universal, and Interscope
    Know, I got Jimmy, Slim, 50, and Universal in a scope
    ('Cause I'm shady) Shadier than him
    (I'm crazy) Crazier than Kim
    So when the Bat signal goes up in the clouds above the buildings
    I hope you live long enough to see heroes turn into villains
    Oh, you think I'm a Joker? Well, riddle me this
    You love your mother?
    Well, I'm cleanin' out your closet for you and your half-brother
    And I told you when I was in Detroit, I wanted to go to 8 Mile
    'Cause when I was little to get some M&M's, I had to walk eight miles
    But you wouldn't leave the studio, your life is on loop
    That's why I'm doggy in style, 'cause niggas rather bump Snoop
    And I'm a lyrical .50 cal
    Leave his brain all thin, wind, the games all endin'
    The chainsaw, vrin, vrin
    Hello? Hello?
    Pagin' Dr. Dre?
    He ain't got a lot to say
    But since Curtis always do, let him write the rhymes for you
    Tell him to clip the wings on my butterfly tatt' and force 'em back in the cocoon
    Now does he still rap or did he have a change of heart too?
    The chick on the show wasn't pickin' me and Mariah wasn't pickin' you
    So the cannons is blam-blammin' and if it jam then I unjam it
    And wipe down my stripper pole with the hair grease from your bandana
    You wish you was Santana or Cam in them ten Jays
    Durag for ten years and never had one wave
    And I was that runaway slave, that they buried in that one grave
    And some say he would back to haunt Slim Shady one day
    Now I'm here, hope you ready, this is not mom's spaghetti
    This your dad was twenty-two when he ate lil' Debbie
    He takes the cake
    'Cause she was only fifteen, so how could one not sympathize with her havin' you as a teen?
    She had to lose herself in the moment, give up her dreams
    Just to see her son out here lookin' like a wigger in jeans (Yeah)
    Little Marshall Mathers
    Mad 'cause nobody thinks that little Marshall matters
    That sentiment's hard to gather
    Let's get this shit all together, the picture was ripped, I fixed it
    But none with me, you, and 50, let's stitch this shit all together
    You like it, Slim?
    I made it just for you
    I even kidnapped Stan's brother and baited him here for you
    But you would just say, "No"
    Probably leave us in the blistering cold
    God made you damn near perfect, he just missed your soul
    You ain't the shell of who you used to be
    And after you, it's me, on the Uzi spree like it's two of me
    And Matthew's dead now, it's just you and me
    The sweatpants, the dad hat, durag and no jewelry
    Mm, is that cultural appropriation
    Ask Paul if it's even appropriate for me to make that statement, rude of me
    How your day went?
    Did you re-dye your beard or get another face lift or do shrooms in your mom's basement
    Until you nod and see spaceships
    And the aliens inside it come and tell you your talent's wasted
    Then you wake up and you ain't shit
    I know you fiendin' for a Dr. Dre bass hit
    How ironic, an addict in a basement
    And now I chronic, 'cause I done had it with the fake shit
    You never understood ebonics or a cadence
    I press everything like a weight bench
    And every time the plate hits, you off another playlist
    Sorry, it ain't workin' out
    Niggas shootin', Billy Blanks (It's my winner's speech)
    While I'm here, I should really thank MGK, UGK, Tech N9ne, Uzi spray
    My other twelve personalities wasn't really in the mood today
    Hi, kids, here's somethin' funny, let's all say, "Nigga" once
    Crashed the car, hit and run
    Jumped out, hid the gun
    Your fans want a rap god, well, **** it, I'ma give him one
    I came to put Slim in a box but he already live in one
    [Outro: The Game]
    Mr. Shady, don't be shady
    Pick that pen up, don't be lazy
    Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
    Jump off stage if shit get crazy
    Mr. Shady, don't be shady
    Pick that pen up, don't be lazy
    Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
    Jump off stage if shit get crazy
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Jayceon Terrell Taylor
    [00:00.342] 作曲 : Jayceon Terrell Taylor
    [00:00.684][Interlude 1: Uber Driver]
    [00:07.524]Hey, grandma
    [00:09.300]I'm still out here makin’ my Uber runs
    [00:11.292]I'll be home soon
    [00:12.708]I just got one more pick up, kinda close to 8 Mile
    [00:15.348]Okay, okay, love you too
    [00:18.060][Intro: The Game]
    [00:18.732]G-G-G-G, Shady (G-G)
    [00:29.868]Shady Aftermath (Yeah)
    [00:34.476]Me and Hit-Boy back on our shit, let's go
    [00:36.636]Yeah (G-G)
    [00:41.004][Chorus: The Game]
    [00:42.132]I don’t think they know who they ****in' with
    [00:44.652]Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
    [00:50.076]Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [00:52.380]I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
    [00:55.188]I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
    [01:00.612]Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [01:02.556][Verse 1: The Game]
    [01:03.156]It's Game, sick in the brain
    [01:04.212]Sick as the day that I came
    [01:05.532]Hennessy runnin' through my veins, I load up the clip and aim
    [01:08.148]Sick of you niggas talkin' like you won’t get wet in the rain
    [01:10.668]Now I’m singin' Frank Ocean, and you get hit with this Novacane
    [01:13.212]Sick and tired of niggas, bitches, and critics, they all the same
    [01:16.140]Lame games they playin’, lyin', tryin' me for my name
    [01:18.804]I stick my dick in your Black ass
    [01:20.076]Shallow bitch on the show, just to lick the tip it's ridiculous, she watchin’ it grow
    [01:24.132]Cross eyed-ed, crosshairs on my enemies
    [01:25.908]If you cross the street, you run into me, you crash in to a light bolt
    [01:29.532]Now you crawlin' out the driver side like a centipede
    [01:31.956]And me, I'm finna be on a jet to the Phillipines
    [01:34.620]Spill the beans, kick the Kool-Aid, overtell, God don't intervene
    [01:37.692]While I'm smashin' Saweetie pussy to smithereens
    [01:40.380]It's the G-A-ficky-ficky-M, paint my face, I'm him
    [01:43.260]Puttin' this big black dick in your skims
    [01:45.204][Chorus: The Game]
    [01:45.516]I don't think they know who they ****in' with
    [01:48.468]Pull that truck around, niggas is duckin' clips
    [01:53.676]Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [01:56.412]I unpack the heat with my oven mitts
    [01:58.860]I tip-toe around in my Chucks and shit
    [02:04.284]Hi, I'm the Black Slim Shady
    [02:07.164][Verse 2: The Game]
    [02:07.308]I killed Dr. Dre in my basement last night
    [02:09.372]I was wasted last night, I went ape shit last night
    [02:11.748]Chopped his body up, and forget where I placed it last night
    [02:14.676]Had a slice of humble pie, I couldn't taste it last night (Hahaha)
    [02:17.340]Lost my taste and my smell, I got Omarion
    [02:19.548]Me and Dr. Fauci went to Crazy Girls and then we got our party on
    [02:22.956]So fee-fi-fum, I'm with 40 goin' dumb
    [02:25.356]Not E-40, the other 40, I'm with Canadians in Drake's house
    [02:28.140]Havin' a stakeout
    [02:29.220]And I'm so tired of orderin' takeout, what's beef?
    [02:31.308]Beef is when you tell the chef to bring them steaks out
    [02:33.900]So let's play house with the Dracos and AR's
    [02:36.180]Stay the **** up off of Stanley grass and take a shit in they yard
    [02:38.820]And my dick stay hard, when I see Lizzo on the internet
    [02:41.532]Here it is another BBL
    [02:42.756]And my dick get little on the internet
    [02:44.220]My intellect is NFT's and Cryptos, I can never be a Crip though
    [02:47.124]I tip-toe with my red rag around six O's
    [02:50.004][Interlude 2: Uber Driver & The Game]
    [02:50.748]Chuck?
    [02:51.372]Yeah
    [02:53.796]Hey, man, let's get you out the rain
    [02:56.412]Good lookin', how's your night goin', bro?
    [02:58.692]I'm cool, man, you don't need that mask
    [03:01.284]Nobody cares about that shit anymore
    [03:04.524]You got a charger up there with you?
    [03:05.844]Yeah, for sure, it reaches all the way back there too
    [03:08.940]Good lookin', homie
    [03:10.452]Ayo, I really **** with that starter cap, that shit hard as ****
    [03:13.548]Crazy story behind it, my brother Stan, rest in peace
    [03:16.716]What?
    [03:17.340]He gave me this hat twenty-two years ago
    [03:18.804]Damn
    [03:19.572]It's my favorite
    [03:20.628]Can I see that shit for a minute?
    [03:22.236]Uh, yeah, sure
    [03:24.420]Oh, shit, this mother****er autographed and everything
    [03:27.660]Who signed it for you?
    [03:29.436]Eminem
    [03:30.708]He used to be like this rap God
    [03:33.132]Man, me and my brother praised him
    [03:35.292]Back when I was little, I don't really like any of his new stuff
    [03:37.572]Woah, wait, I know where we're goin', wait, why do you have a gu—?
    [03:42.276]Yo, shut the **** up
    [03:42.804]Ayy, man, I'm drivin', I'll get you there wait
    [03:43.836]I'll take you, I'm a fan, that's cool
    [03:46.116]Stop lookin' back, stop lookin' back here
    [03:48.876]It's cool dude, man, you don't need to do this
    [03:50.388]Focus on the ****in' road
    [03:51.852]Okay
    [03:52.092]Yo, come on, man
    [03:52.500]Alright
    [03:52.812]Drive
    [03:53.556]Alright, alright
    [03:53.916]Drive
    [03:54.132]We'll go, we'll go
    [03:54.564]Shut the **** up
    [03:55.308]Alright
    [03:56.076][Verse 3: The Game]
    [03:56.340]Ask Dre
    [03:56.772]All I got is my word, my dick and my MAC 10
    [03:59.364]One thing you can never have is my mother****in' Black... skin
    [04:02.532]This ain't no suit that I wore
    [04:04.452]This ain't a mansion, a hangin' plaque, this ain't no stupid award
    [04:07.380]So, oh, he goes platinum
    [04:08.988]And, oh, I'm on the 'Math with him
    [04:10.500]He got all the Blackest friends
    [04:11.892]He wants to be African, me
    [04:13.380]Left for dead on the Dr.'s Advocate
    [04:16.092]Dre never executive-produced it, I just imagined it
    [04:18.780]Oh, here goes the magic tricks
    [04:20.340]Candy shops and the magic stick
    [04:21.732]DeAngelo Bailey got in shape to whoop your ass again
    [04:24.372]You depressed, you just maskin' it
    [04:25.788]You pop a Adderall, a Vicodin, and a Aspirin
    [04:28.692]But the math wasn't mathin' in
    [04:30.012]So pass me the torch 'cause the torture in my mind
    [04:32.340]With the voice that defied rhymes will force the blind eye
    [04:35.340]To see that I was in the white Rolls Royce with five .9's
    [04:38.052]When you was pretendin' to be the white Royce da 5'9"
    [04:40.860]I just crossed a fine line
    [04:42.228]Might just force the white guy to call D12 so he can be the pork they grind, swine
    [04:46.644]And the biggest rapper in Detroit, that award is Sean Don
    [04:49.116]So uncork the Chardonnay and stick my fork in white wine
    [04:52.188]I never heard you in a club, I never heard you in a bar
    [04:54.756]Eleven albums and ten never got played inside of my car
    [04:57.492]I'd rather listen to Snitch9ine like sixty-nine times
    [05:00.564]And participate in sixty-nines with sixty-nine nuns than listen to you
    [05:04.332]You're a Karen, call the cops, tell 'em it's a Black man on your block
    [05:07.572]With a Glock and he got it cocked
    [05:08.820]And the tattoos on his face is a star and a teardrop
    [05:11.532]He standin' on a teardrop and he says he can feel Pac in the air
    [05:14.988]Like Phil Collins, listen to him, he still wildin'
    [05:17.460](Ah, Epstein chased me around Epstein island)
    [05:20.172]So silence, I'm—, I'm thinkin', uh, mm, yeah
    [05:23.604]Nothin' rhymes with orange!
    [05:26.244]So ficky-ficky Slim Shady, please, stand up
    [05:28.548]Shoot the fade with me, I'd love to put these hands up
    [05:31.140]I could .40 Glock you, unarmed
    [05:32.892]Drop the world on your head with one arm
    [05:35.076]Dear Slim, Hailie's with me and she's unharmed for now (Dad, I'm really scared)
    [05:37.716]These are the deepest secrets, I keep and I be on defence
    [05:40.980]'Cause G's ain't supposed to fold up
    [05:42.468]With all the facades I hold up inside of my mind, I froze up
    [05:45.204]I'm cold as COVID, Ebola, the Spanish flu, and Corona
    [05:47.916]The Zika virus, pneumonia is deep inside my persona
    [05:50.844]On each side of my shoulders is demons chasin' Jehovah
    [05:53.628]The renegade or the soldier, I really gave it to Hova (How it feel?)
    [05:56.460]Twenty-three years, still ain't penetratin' the culture
    [05:59.028]You are not, top five, in mine, B.I.G or Pac eyes
    [06:02.028]No André, no Nas, stop tellin' white lies
    [06:04.620]Sniff a white line, this the right time
    [06:07.428]I Suge Knight Vanilla Ice, I'm not Mr. Nice Guy
    [06:10.068][Bridge: The Game]
    [06:10.548]I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    [06:13.428]I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    [06:14.892]I'm not Mr. Nice Guy
    [06:16.164]I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    [06:18.348]Dre know
    [06:18.900]I'm crazy (I'm crazy, I'm crazy)
    [06:20.916]Way to ****in' go
    [06:22.092][Verse 4: The Game]
    [06:22.308]You done pissed off Jimmy, Universal, and Interscope
    [06:24.156]Know, I got Jimmy, Slim, 50, and Universal in a scope
    [06:27.132]('Cause I'm shady) Shadier than him
    [06:29.844](I'm crazy) Crazier than Kim
    [06:32.484]So when the Bat signal goes up in the clouds above the buildings
    [06:35.532]I hope you live long enough to see heroes turn into villains
    [06:38.220]Oh, you think I'm a Joker? Well, riddle me this
    [06:39.804]You love your mother?
    [06:41.028]Well, I'm cleanin' out your closet for you and your half-brother
    [06:43.860]And I told you when I was in Detroit, I wanted to go to 8 Mile
    [06:46.452]'Cause when I was little to get some M&M's, I had to walk eight miles
    [06:49.284]But you wouldn't leave the studio, your life is on loop
    [06:51.972]That's why I'm doggy in style, 'cause niggas rather bump Snoop
    [06:54.828]And I'm a lyrical .50 cal
    [06:56.124]Leave his brain all thin, wind, the games all endin'
    [06:58.860]The chainsaw, vrin, vrin
    [07:00.756]Hello? Hello?
    [07:02.244]Pagin' Dr. Dre?
    [07:03.348]He ain't got a lot to say
    [07:05.868]But since Curtis always do, let him write the rhymes for you
    [07:08.796]Tell him to clip the wings on my butterfly tatt' and force 'em back in the cocoon
    [07:11.652]Now does he still rap or did he have a change of heart too?
    [07:14.388]The chick on the show wasn't pickin' me and Mariah wasn't pickin' you
    [07:17.412]So the cannons is blam-blammin' and if it jam then I unjam it
    [07:20.124]And wipe down my stripper pole with the hair grease from your bandana
    [07:23.076]You wish you was Santana or Cam in them ten Jays
    [07:25.644]Durag for ten years and never had one wave
    [07:28.356]And I was that runaway slave, that they buried in that one grave
    [07:31.404]And some say he would back to haunt Slim Shady one day
    [07:34.020]Now I'm here, hope you ready, this is not mom's spaghetti
    [07:36.972]This your dad was twenty-two when he ate lil' Debbie
    [07:39.684]He takes the cake
    [07:40.788]'Cause she was only fifteen, so how could one not sympathize with her havin' you as a teen?
    [07:44.436]She had to lose herself in the moment, give up her dreams
    [07:47.772]Just to see her son out here lookin' like a wigger in jeans (Yeah)
    [07:50.652]Little Marshall Mathers
    [07:52.308]Mad 'cause nobody thinks that little Marshall matters
    [07:55.044]That sentiment's hard to gather
    [07:56.460]Let's get this shit all together, the picture was ripped, I fixed it
    [07:59.052]But none with me, you, and 50, let's stitch this shit all together
    [08:02.076]You like it, Slim?
    [08:02.892]I made it just for you
    [08:04.668]I even kidnapped Stan's brother and baited him here for you
    [08:07.764]But you would just say, "No"
    [08:08.724]Probably leave us in the blistering cold
    [08:10.716]God made you damn near perfect, he just missed your soul
    [08:13.548]You ain't the shell of who you used to be
    [08:16.164]And after you, it's me, on the Uzi spree like it's two of me
    [08:19.092]And Matthew's dead now, it's just you and me
    [08:22.044]The sweatpants, the dad hat, durag and no jewelry
    [08:24.348]Mm, is that cultural appropriation
    [08:26.916]Ask Paul if it's even appropriate for me to make that statement, rude of me
    [08:30.492]How your day went?
    [08:31.356]Did you re-dye your beard or get another face lift or do shrooms in your mom's basement
    [08:34.740]Until you nod and see spaceships
    [08:35.988]And the aliens inside it come and tell you your talent's wasted
    [08:39.588]Then you wake up and you ain't shit
    [08:41.148]I know you fiendin' for a Dr. Dre bass hit
    [08:43.860]How ironic, an addict in a basement
    [08:46.740]And now I chronic, 'cause I done had it with the fake shit
    [08:49.596]You never understood ebonics or a cadence
    [08:52.332]I press everything like a weight bench
    [08:55.332]And every time the plate hits, you off another playlist
    [08:57.732]Sorry, it ain't workin' out
    [08:59.148]Niggas shootin', Billy Blanks (It's my winner's speech)
    [09:02.316]While I'm here, I should really thank MGK, UGK, Tech N9ne, Uzi spray
    [09:05.988]My other twelve personalities wasn't really in the mood today
    [09:08.988]Hi, kids, here's somethin' funny, let's all say, "Nigga" once
    [09:11.700]Crashed the car, hit and run
    [09:13.356]Jumped out, hid the gun
    [09:14.508]Your fans want a rap god, well, **** it, I'ma give him one
    [09:17.556]I came to put Slim in a box but he already live in one
    [09:20.460][Outro: The Game]
    [09:21.084]Mr. Shady, don't be shady
    [09:23.100]Pick that pen up, don't be lazy
    [09:25.788]Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
    [09:28.452]Jump off stage if shit get crazy
    [09:31.380]Mr. Shady, don't be shady
    [09:34.044]Pick that pen up, don't be lazy
    [09:36.804]Call up Dre and get that Dre beat
    [09:39.756]Jump off stage if shit get crazy