It said quarter to five but it was quarter to ass You thought your plumbing was safe but your jeans were half mast Another coin down the drain Now that's some change that won't last
25 cents at a time He's taking our souls Government man can't help We're all alone Are you feeling the breeze? Did you pull your belt tight? You know that it's wrong You know that it's right Out of the shadows Down the coin goes Why, oh why do you suppose? (Only the Bandit knows) (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it Coins on the sidewalk Coins in the palm of my hand Coins in the Ass Crack Or the eyes of a dead man Drawn from the shadows Quartered by fate He's the Ass Crack Bandit Enemy of the state (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K He'll give you no quarter But he'll Give you a quarter The government just takes your change away Maybe we're the crooks And he's the hero Maybe he's the Messiah Who's to say? Save yourself a coin For the ferryman Crossing the river Styx Of your ass Wipe the smile from your face kids 'Cause this ain't funny And don't forget your Jukebox Money! (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit (Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it Can't stand the fear Can't stand not knowing Can't stand forever Eventually we all bend over In the end We all bend over In the end We all bend over Your brothers, your sisters They all bend over Your friends and enemies They all bend over You and me We all bend over Even the president He bends over
[00:13.72]It said quarter to five [00:15.43]but it was quarter to ass [00:17.54]You thought your plumbing was safe [00:19.49]but your jeans were half mast [00:21.93]Another coin down the drain [00:23.74]Now that's some change that won't last [00:27.49] [00:30.28]25 cents at a time [00:32.67]He's taking our souls [00:35.00]Government man can't help [00:37.60]We're all alone [00:39.04]Are you feeling the breeze? [00:41.00]Did you pull your belt tight? [00:43.41]You know that it's wrong [00:45.47]You know that it's right [00:49.17]Out of the shadows [00:51.05]Down the coin goes [00:57.46]Why, oh why do you suppose? [01:02.80](Only the Bandit knows) [01:05.01](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [01:09.24]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit [01:13.53](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [01:17.73]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it [01:26.28]Coins on the sidewalk [01:27.63]Coins in the palm of my hand [01:30.44]Coins in the Ass Crack [01:32.03]Or the eyes of a dead man [01:34.76]Drawn from the shadows [01:36.79]Quartered by fate [01:38.45]He's the Ass Crack Bandit [01:40.55]Enemy of the state [01:43.15](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [01:47.35]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit [01:51.72](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [01:55.83]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it [02:00.29](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [02:04.32]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K [02:09.70]He'll give you no quarter [02:12.45]But he'll [02:14.13]Give you a quarter [02:17.25]The government just takes your change away [02:21.03]Maybe we're the crooks [02:22.46]And he's the hero [02:23.69]Maybe he's the Messiah [02:25.13]Who's to say? [02:29.56]Save yourself a coin [02:31.79]For the ferryman [02:34.45]Crossing the river Styx Of your ass [02:37.97]Wipe the smile from your face kids [02:40.32]'Cause this ain't funny [02:42.55]And don't forget your Jukebox Money! [02:47.09](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [02:51.10]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit [02:55.48](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh) [02:59.70]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it [03:03.04]Can't stand the fear [03:05.51]Can't stand not knowing [03:07.46]Can't stand forever [03:09.01]Eventually we all bend over In the end [03:14.44]We all bend over In the end [03:18.83]We all bend over [03:20.69]Your brothers, your sisters [03:22.79]They all bend over [03:24.91]Your friends and enemies [03:27.13]They all bend over [03:29.22]You and me [03:31.31]We all bend over [03:33.55]Even the president [03:35.63]He bends over
