A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery he still gets caught But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
Dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu
[00:03.310] [00:06.370]Would you like to swing on a star [00:08.810] [00:10.060]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:12.360] [00:13.300]And be better off than you are [00:15.790] [00:17.230]Or would you rather be a mule [00:19.410] [00:20.350]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:23.730] [00:24.290]Kicks up at anything he hears [00:25.920] [00:27.040]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:29.410] [00:30.410]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:32.780] [00:33.470]And by the way if you hate to go to school [00:36.210] [00:37.580]You may grow up to be a mule [00:39.640] [00:40.470]Or would you like to swing on a star [00:42.610] [00:43.670]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:45.970] [00:47.100]And be better off than you are [00:49.720] [00:51.280]Or would you rather be a pig [00:53.090] [00:54.020]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:57.840]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [00:59.710] [01:01.140]He has no manners when he eats his food [01:03.710] [01:04.510]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:06.810] [01:07.630]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:10.140] [01:11.760]You may grow up to be a pig [01:13.880] [01:14.440]Or would you like to swing on a star [01:16.890] [01:17.880]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:20.120] [01:21.310]And be better off than you are [01:23.740] [01:25.180]Or would you rather be a fish [01:27.360] [01:28.360]A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook [01:32.100]He can't write his name or read a book [01:34.410] [01:35.410]To fool the people is his only thought [01:38.090] [01:38.840]And though he's slippery he still gets caught [01:41.960]But then if that sort of life is what you wish [01:44.650] [01:46.140]You may grow up to be a fish [01:48.140] [02:00.000]A new kind of jumped up slippery fish [02:02.170] [02:02.790]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [02:05.490] [02:06.290]Every day you meet quite a few [02:08.800] [02:09.740]So you see it's all up to you [02:12.300] [02:13.800]You can be better than you are [02:16.850] [02:20.600]You could be swingin' on a star [02:22.780] [02:25.650]Dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu
