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  • Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
    Looking so down in the dumps
    Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
    Even when taking your lumps
    There's no man in town as admired as you
    You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
    Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
    And it's not very hard to see why
    No one's slick as Gaston
    No one's quick as Gaston
    No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
    For there's no man in town half as manly
    Perfect a pure paragon
    You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley
    And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
    Who play
    Gods like Gaston
    Who breaks
    Act like Gaston
    Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
    As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
    My what a guy that Gaston
    I needed
    Well there's no one that's easy to
    Too much
    Yep
    No one fights like Gaston
    Douses lights like Gaston
    In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
    I don't care
    No one hits like Gaston
    Matches wits like Gaston
    In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
    I'm espcially good at expectorating
    Ten points for Gaston
    When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
    Ev'ry morning to help me get large
    And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
    So I'm roughly the size of a barge
    I use antlers in all of my decorating
    Say it again
    Who's a man among men
    Who's a super success
    Don't you know
    Can't you guess
    Ask his fans and his five hangers on
    There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
    And his name's G A S T
    I beleive there's another T
    It just cold to me
    Gaston
  • [00:10.57]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
    [00:13.72]Looking so down in the dumps
    [00:16.89]Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
    [00:20.31]Even when taking your lumps
    [00:23.12]There's no man in town as admired as you
    [00:26.37]You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
    [00:29.78]Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
    [00:33.64]And it's not very hard to see why
    [00:41.77]No one's slick as Gaston
    [00:45.53]No one's quick as Gaston
    [00:47.26]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
    [00:50.80]For there's no man in town half as manly
    [00:54.51]Perfect a pure paragon
    [00:57.62]You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley
    [01:00.89]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
    [01:06.31]Who play
    [01:09.80]Gods like Gaston
    [01:10.98]Who breaks
    [01:11.45]Act like Gaston
    [01:12.66]Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
    [01:16.04]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
    [01:20.01]My what a guy that Gaston
    [01:23.21]I needed
    [01:26.50]Well there's no one that's easy to
    [01:32.59]Too much
    [01:33.61]Yep
    [01:35.24]No one fights like Gaston
    [01:39.69]Douses lights like Gaston
    [01:41.22]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
    [01:59.08]I don't care
    [02:01.35]No one hits like Gaston
    [02:03.33]Matches wits like Gaston
    [02:04.90]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
    [02:08.37]I'm espcially good at expectorating
    [02:16.33]Ten points for Gaston
    [02:20.61]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
    [02:23.37]Ev'ry morning to help me get large
    [02:26.87]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
    [02:30.23]So I'm roughly the size of a barge
    [03:30.61]I use antlers in all of my decorating
    [03:37.89]Say it again
    [03:40.59]Who's a man among men
    [03:43.56]Who's a super success
    [03:45.09]Don't you know
    [03:45.94]Can't you guess
    [03:46.84]Ask his fans and his five hangers on
    [03:50.22]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
    [03:57.67]And his name's G A S T
    [04:03.25]I beleive there's another T
    [04:06.77]It just cold to me
    [04:14.72]Gaston