作词 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King 作曲 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King
Artist: D12 Song: My Band
Lyrics:
I don't know dude... I think everyone's all jealous and *******t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everyone's got a ****** problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady" I'm the lead singer in D12 baby They're all like "Oh my god it's him" "Becky oh my ******' god it's Eminem" "I swear to ****** god dude you ****** rock" "Please won't you please let me suck your *******" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their *******rt and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star *******t, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me be
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My band My band My band My band My band My band My band My band My band
You just wanna see a ******* backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing room Cuz my *******t is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the *******t Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue ( You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em ( Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amu******t park I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band ******* we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code ( ******* carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the ******* are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
***dammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loop I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back ******* the media, I got some suggestions ******* Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get started (What about Eminem?) ******* are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomache, ******* think I'm cute 50 told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up ******* D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(******* Marshall) Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band My Band
The hottest boy band in the world... D12!
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance And take off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd everybody go?)
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[00:00.00] 作词 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King [00:00.60] 作曲 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King [00:01.21] [00:01.80]Artist: D12 [00:02.21]Song: My Band [00:02.50] [00:02.80]Lyrics: [00:03.22] [00:03.51] [00:04.03]I don't know dude... [00:04.45]I think everyone's all jealous and *******t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... [00:07.94]And I think everyone's got a ****** problem with me dude... [00:11.33]And they need to take it up with me after the show... [00:15.29]Because... [00:15.57] [00:15.82] [00:16.13]These chicks don't even know the name of my band... [00:19.68]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... [00:23.70]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... [00:27.79]All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [00:30.85] [00:31.14] [00:31.50]So I get off stage right and drop the mic [00:33.26]Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like [00:35.36]"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady" [00:37.37]I'm the lead singer in D12 baby [00:39.46]They're all like "Oh my god it's him" [00:41.48]"Becky oh my ******' god it's Eminem" [00:43.32]"I swear to ****** god dude you ****** rock" [00:45.27]"Please won't you please let me suck your *******" [00:47.10]And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:49.10]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [00:51.30]All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes [00:53.16]Throw their bras and their *******rt and their panties on stage [00:55.05]So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:57.06]But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry [00:58.91]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me [01:00.90]Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me [01:02.90]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:04.92]Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be [01:06.91]This rock star *******t, it's the life for me [01:08.92]And all the other guys just despise me be [01:11.08] [01:11.33] [01:11.65]These chicks don't even know the name of my band... [01:15.03]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... [01:19.33]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... [01:23.22]All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [01:27.15]My band [01:28.46]My band [01:29.17]My band [01:29.88]My band [01:30.62]My band [01:31.51]My band [01:32.48]My band [01:33.18]My band [01:33.81]My band [01:34.86] [01:38.36] [01:43.45]You just wanna see a ******* backwards don't you [01:45.21]Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto [01:47.09]Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:48.92]But we in the van and he in a tour bus [01:50.92]You don't want my autograph, yous a liar [01:52.86]And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) [01:55.00]What the hell is wrong with that dressing room [01:56.92]Cuz my *******t is lookin smaller than a decimal [01:58.63]See I know how to rap, see it's simple but [02:00.69]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book [02:02.75]So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map [02:04.75]Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back [02:06.92] [02:07.24] [02:07.64]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the *******t [02:08.82]Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick [02:10.89]Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue [02:12.69]( [02:14.86]You gonna be late for soundcheck [02:16.06]Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck [02:16.97]But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best [02:18.81]You know what man I'ma say somethin [02:20.99]Hey yo Em [02:21.76]( [02:22.76]Man no [02:23.21]I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up [02:24.74]Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up [02:26.70]And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew [02:28.62]When I was bout to talk right after you [02:30.55]I swear, I swear man [02:31.38] [02:31.63] [02:31.92]These chicks don't even know the name of my band... [02:34.91]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... [02:38.89]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... [02:43.02]All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [02:46.02] [02:46.53] [02:46.85]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not [02:48.47]Once we sold out arenas to the amu******t park [02:50.38]I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot [02:52.41]I should cut his mic off when the musics starts [02:54.48]Ready to snap on a dumbass fan [02:56.42]Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) [02:58.48]We ain't a band ******* we don't play instruments [03:00.71]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent [03:02.66]And these guys they can find every area code [03:04.45]( [03:05.74]******* carry your own [03:06.64]Can't make it to the stage, security in my way [03:08.44](Who the ******* are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [03:10.62] [03:11.10] [03:11.37]***dammit I'm sick of this group [03:12.60]Time for me to go solo and make some loop [03:14.65]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:16.51]Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack [03:18.37]Lose Yourself video I was in the back [03:20.58]Superman video I was in the back [03:22.45]******* the media, I got some suggestions [03:24.51]******* Marshall, ask us the questions [03:26.65]Like who's D12, how we get started [03:28.60](What about Eminem?) [03:29.53]******* are you retarded? [03:30.61]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:32.88]Big ass stomache, ******* think I'm cute [03:34.43]50 told me to do situps to get buff [03:36.44]I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up [03:38.51]******* D12, I'm outta this band [03:40.37]I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [03:42.38] [03:42.68] [03:42.99]Girl why cant you see your the only one for me [03:48.94]and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... [03:58.78] [03:59.10]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) [04:02.42]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(******* Marshall) [04:06.36]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... [04:10.12]All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [04:14.58]My Band [04:15.71]My Band [04:16.47]My Band [04:17.01]My Band [04:17.77]My Band [04:18.78]My Band [04:19.43]My Band [04:20.41]My Band [04:21.04]My Band [04:22.05]My Band [04:22.85] [04:23.55] [04:25.38]The hottest boy band in the world... [04:28.40]D12! [04:31.05] [04:31.38]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants [04:34.18]And the lead singer of my band, my salsa [04:36.19]Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance [04:38.17]My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... [04:42.90]My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa [04:47.89]Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance [04:48.69]And take off their underpants [04:50.02]My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance [04:52.62]And take off their underpants, my salsa [04:55.78](Where'd everybody go?) [04:56.52] [04:56.90]end
