作词 : Sam Jacobs/Sam Jacobs Jr./D. McCleese 作曲 : Sam Jacobs/Sam Jacobs Jr./D. McCleese Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please [doctor's assistant] Ah - do you have an appointment, sir? [Dane] No, I don't But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her [doctor's assistant] Well - just one moment Dr. Slumber? Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named - Excuse me, what is your name? [Dane] Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane [doctor's assistant (hysterically)] Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?! OH NO! OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN! COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW! COME ON IN...! [Dane] Thank you, thank you Well, I walked into the office, what did I see? A well-shaped body with the back to me Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?) She said that she wouldn't reveal her face Till my hour was up and I was on my way Now we got to the matter of why I came there I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares" Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one So I can diagnose and see what must be done" I laid back my head, start to inhale Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well - Bright one morning I was late for class Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin She was on it hard, there was no denyin Shoulda seen what this female was tryin Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back Word up, Doc, on the ultimate Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it I kept on walkin, had to leave this place But she was all up on me, breathin in my face You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee Dipped to the stairs, running blind Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor The guys they were jealous and gettin mad And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher Who did I see? That ugly black creature Paused for a minute standin in the door Then I broke out when the girlie went raw Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell I ran out the school, I didn't look back I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack And that's about the time when I awoke And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be? That this dream somehow became reality? I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares" Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) (Nightmares) She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure" I laid back my head, tried to concentrate Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date Had a blind date with this girl named Anita The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her Saw the def body with the vicious butt How did I know she was a marvelous mutt This lady I met was as ugly as hell Couldn't go in the jam with this female I was coughin hard, she started to braggin Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World But I left this ugly lady for another girl Now this other female, her name was Denise Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived But there was no place that I could hide Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground Only thing left for me to do Was to set her up with this other dude Now this other dude, he was real upset Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check He started actin wild, even called me a faggot What could I do, he had a .22 automatic I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door Bumped into this object and I hit the floor When I looked up, what did I see? I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) (Nightmares) Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare To have another one of these crazy nightmares" Then all of a sudden she turned around And starin at me with that all-white gown With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast... [Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying] Dana? Dana, honey, wake up! What's wrong? Wake up, honey You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
作词 : Sam Jacobs/Sam Jacobs Jr./D. McCleese 作曲 : Sam Jacobs/Sam Jacobs Jr./D. McCleese Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please [doctor's assistant] Ah - do you have an appointment, sir? [Dane] No, I don't But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her [doctor's assistant] Well - just one moment Dr. Slumber? Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named - Excuse me, what is your name? [Dane] Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane [doctor's assistant (hysterically)] Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?! OH NO! OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN! COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW! COME ON IN...! [Dane] Thank you, thank you Well, I walked into the office, what did I see? A well-shaped body with the back to me Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?) She said that she wouldn't reveal her face Till my hour was up and I was on my way Now we got to the matter of why I came there I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares" Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one So I can diagnose and see what must be done" I laid back my head, start to inhale Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well - Bright one morning I was late for class Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin She was on it hard, there was no denyin Shoulda seen what this female was tryin Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back Word up, Doc, on the ultimate Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it I kept on walkin, had to leave this place But she was all up on me, breathin in my face You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee Dipped to the stairs, running blind Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor The guys they were jealous and gettin mad And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher Who did I see? That ugly black creature Paused for a minute standin in the door Then I broke out when the girlie went raw Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell I ran out the school, I didn't look back I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack And that's about the time when I awoke And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be? That this dream somehow became reality? I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares" Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) (Nightmares) She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure" I laid back my head, tried to concentrate Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date Had a blind date with this girl named Anita The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her Saw the def body with the vicious butt How did I know she was a marvelous mutt This lady I met was as ugly as hell Couldn't go in the jam with this female I was coughin hard, she started to braggin Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World But I left this ugly lady for another girl Now this other female, her name was Denise Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived But there was no place that I could hide Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground Only thing left for me to do Was to set her up with this other dude Now this other dude, he was real upset Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check He started actin wild, even called me a faggot What could I do, he had a .22 automatic I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door Bumped into this object and I hit the floor When I looked up, what did I see? I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in Nightmares of the night (nightmares) Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) (Nightmares) Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare To have another one of these crazy nightmares" Then all of a sudden she turned around And starin at me with that all-white gown With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast... [Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying] Dana? Dana, honey, wake up! What's wrong? Wake up, honey You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
