A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance with no clinches A fine romance with no pinches You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance A fine romance, my good woman My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman You never give the orchids, I send a glance No, you like cactus plants, this is a fine romance
A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance with no clinches A fine romance with no pinches You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance A fine romance, my good woman My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman You never give the orchids, I send a glance No, you like cactus plants, this is a fine romance
