作词 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass A lot of people ask me, stupid fvxkin' questions A lot of people think that, what I say on a record Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it Well, sh1t, if you believe that, then I'll kill you You know why? 'Cause I'm a criminal! Criminal! You're goddamn right I'm a criminal! Yeah, I'm a criminal! My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my gen1tals bulgin' (Ooh!) That's my mother****ing bitch, you'd better let go of 'e They belong in my scr0tum, you'll never get hold of 'em! "Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?" How many records you expectin' to sell After your second LP sends you directly to jail? Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!) "Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a ********** while my wife's sick in the hospital" Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV and Comcast cable And you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fvxkin' retards (Duh) And to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fvxk still won't leave I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one The mother did drvgs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was me I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fvxk you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My **** shrunk smaller, but my ***** got larger I drank more liquor to fvxk you up quicker Than you'd wanna fvxk me up for sayin' the word— My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-inem and Kim combined (The maniac's in) In place of the Doctor, 'cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a criminal! MEL-MAN: Aight, look EMINEM: Uh-huh MEL-MAN: Just go up in that motherfvxker Get the motherfvxkin' money and get the fvxk up outta there EMINEM: Aight MEL-MAN: I'll be right here waitin' on you EMINEM: Aight MEL-MAN: Yo, Em EMINEM: What?! MEL-MAN: Don't kill nobody this time EMINEM: Awwright… goddamn This motherfvxker gets on my fvxkin' nerves! TELLER: How you doin'? Hi, how can I help you? EMINEM: Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal TELLER: Okay EMINEM: Put the ****ing money in the bag, bitch, and I won't kill you TELLER: What? Oh my God, don't kill me! EMINEM: I'm not gonna kill you, bitch, quit lookin' aroun TELLER: Don't kill me, I've got two kids at home, don't kill me! EMINEM: I said I'm not gonna fvxkin' kill you TELLER: Don't kill me! EMINEM: Hurry the fvxk up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!) So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies The guy in it, I hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches, bastards, brats, pet This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fvxk, I'd shave my nvts Tuck my shit in between my legs and cluck You motherfvxkin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the sh1t I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fvxkin' rap1st in a Jason mask I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one I'm a criminal! 'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one (I am) I'm a criminal!
[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass [00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass [00:02.010]A lot of people ask me, stupid fvxkin' questions [00:08.150]A lot of people think that, what I say on a record [00:12.060]Or what I talk about on a record [00:14.700]That I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it [00:19.120]Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody that [00:23.560]I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it [00:27.690]Well, sh1t, if you believe that, then I'll kill you [00:34.790]You know why? 'Cause I'm a criminal! [00:42.520]Criminal! You're goddamn right [00:46.940]I'm a criminal! Yeah, I'm a criminal! [00:56.470]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:58.740]That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez [01:01.150]Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest [01:03.470]Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes [01:05.880]Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic [01:08.180]Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my gen1tals bulgin' (Ooh!) [01:10.600]That's my mother****ing bitch, you'd better let go of 'e [01:12.900]They belong in my scr0tum, you'll never get hold of 'em! [01:15.280]"Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! [01:17.890]And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?" [01:20.530]How many records you expectin' to sell [01:22.310]After your second LP sends you directly to jail? [01:24.840]Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men [01:27.040]Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!) [01:30.040]"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus [01:31.950]Heal this child, help us destroy these demons [01:34.400]Oh, and please send me a brand new car [01:36.410]And a ********** while my wife's sick in the hospital" [01:39.180]Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! [01:41.300]You can't reach me, my mom can't neither [01:43.680]You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause [01:46.050]I watch TV and Comcast cable [01:48.350]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.700]You can't stop me from toppin' these charts [01:53.030]And you can't stop me from droppin' each March [01:55.200]With a brand new CD for these fvxkin' retards (Duh) [01:58.120]And to think, it's just little ol' me [02:00.160]Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fvxk still won't leave [02:02.270]I'm a criminal! [02:03.950]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:05.280]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [02:07.660]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [02:09.720]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [02:11.570]I'm a criminal! [02:12.280]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:14.550]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [02:16.980]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [02:19.120]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [02:20.950]The mother did drvgs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed [02:23.380]The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed [02:25.760]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:28.060]Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was me [02:30.430]I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed [02:33.070]But how the fvxk you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? [02:35.400]So as I got older and I got a lot taller [02:37.700]My **** shrunk smaller, but my ***** got larger [02:40.130]I drank more liquor to fvxk you up quicker [02:42.320]Than you'd wanna fvxk me up for sayin' the word— [02:44.700]My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral [02:47.070]Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee [02:49.430]Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me [02:51.540]You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy [02:54.150]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:56.400]In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him [02:59.250]Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-inem and Kim combined (The maniac's in) [03:03.510]In place of the Doctor, 'cause Dre couldn't make it today [03:05.780]He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) [03:08.520]Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face [03:10.450]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:12.830]I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away [03:15.160]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? [03:17.380]I'm a criminal! [03:21.320]MEL-MAN: Aight, look [03:21.950]EMINEM: Uh-huh [03:22.290]MEL-MAN: Just go up in that motherfvxker [03:23.930]Get the motherfvxkin' money and get the fvxk up outta there [03:26.490]EMINEM: Aight [03:27.120]MEL-MAN: I'll be right here waitin' on you [03:27.880]EMINEM: Aight [03:28.840]MEL-MAN: Yo, Em [03:29.520]EMINEM: What?! [03:30.120]MEL-MAN: Don't kill nobody this time [03:31.720]EMINEM: Awwright… goddamn [03:33.620]This motherfvxker gets on my fvxkin' nerves! [03:39.550]TELLER: How you doin'? Hi, how can I help you? [03:41.570]EMINEM: Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal [03:42.980]TELLER: Okay [03:43.660]EMINEM: Put the ****ing money in the bag, bitch, and I won't kill you [03:46.140]TELLER: What? Oh my God, don't kill me! [03:48.200]EMINEM: I'm not gonna kill you, bitch, quit lookin' aroun [03:49.900]TELLER: Don't kill me, I've got two kids at home, don't kill me! [03:50.890]EMINEM: I said I'm not gonna fvxkin' kill you [03:52.090]TELLER: Don't kill me! [03:52.880]EMINEM: Hurry the fvxk up! Thank you! [03:55.360]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!) [03:57.660]So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it [04:00.010]So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies [04:02.730]The guy in it, I hide for five minutes [04:04.790]Come back, shoot the eyewitness [04:06.640]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.700]Die bitches, bastards, brats, pet [04:11.870]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [04:14.170]If I ever gave a fvxk, I'd shave my nvts [04:16.540]Tuck my shit in between my legs and cluck [04:18.900]You motherfvxkin' chickens ain't brave enough [04:20.850]To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [04:23.470]Shit, half the sh1t I say, I just make it up [04:25.610]To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass [04:28.330]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as [04:30.490]I'ma be a fvxkin' rap1st in a Jason mask [04:32.770]I'm a criminal! [04:33.290]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:35.720]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [04:38.040]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [04:40.290]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [04:41.990]I'm a criminal! [04:42.720]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:45.120]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [04:47.370]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [04:49.670]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [04:51.390]I'm a criminal! [04:52.070]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:54.470]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [04:56.820]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [04:59.020]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [05:00.740]I'm a criminal! [05:01.550]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [05:03.900]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal! [05:06.180]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird [05:08.530]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one [05:09.960](I am) I'm a criminal!
