作曲 : Tracy Morrow/George Clinton Jr./Alphonso Henderson Yeah, last year a lot of mother*******s asked me Why I didn't do no old *** nasty *************t But this year I went down to Miami and got my ************* from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the mother****** *************) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these *************s is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what time is it I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a ************* with hair, a ************* with none A ************* with a knife, a ************* with a gun A ************* with a ass big as a TV set And there's a ************* over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn herd I ************* 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a ************* with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to ************* me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a ************* with *************, a ************* with ass A ************* with none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ************* ain't one I got a ************* that's old, a ************* that's new A ************* who love velvet in the colors blue I got a ************* who's fat, a ************* who's built A ************* who all her ******* give out powdered milk I got a ************* who's funny, a ************* who ain't A ************* who can sing, a ************* who cain't A ************* who loves ****** on a airplane.. I even got a ************* off Soul Train I got a ************* who rolls a rag-top Benz Long ends I got a ************* who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun I got a ************* who play piano, a ************* who don't A ************* who dances naked, a ************* who won't A ************* who's short, a ************* who's tall A ************* who burns my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show These mother*******s all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the ******* treat a mother****** fly ************* like you I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them *************'s the temptation, *************'s the persuasion All hoes suck ******* ************* how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick ************* in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The ************* the one-nighter, the ************* exciter I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my *******, cause I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, ************* 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So ************* how you feel, you ****** cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin *************'s just another expense If ************* pays the bills then ************* pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one! Ha! Yo Marquis my mother******* you got problems man? (A ************* ain't one) Aww *************t! Now let me tell you how to do this *************t I got a ************* that loves to G She'll ************* you right after she ******* me I got a ************* who loves both I got a ************* who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a ************* that's fast, a ************* that's slow A ************* that's a virgin and a ************* that's a ho A ************* that lies A ************* that's true A ************* who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "******* 2" I got a ************* that's cool A ************* that's hot A ************* who loves rap, a ************* who loves rock A ************* who's lost and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and purrs like a cat I got a ************* that runs, I got a ************* that walks I got a ************* that yells, I got a ************* who talks I got a ************* that's dirty, got a ************* that's neat I got a super fine ************* that I knocked in the swap meet And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me No a ************* ain't one (Huh, you know a ************* ain't one!) Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my mother****** rent Marquis But a ************* ain't one Man you got yourself nothin man ************* them raggedy stank-ass hoes ************* A ************* ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on these streets With the police trying to take a ************* out, y'know? But a ************* ain't one Got problems with mother*******s.. buyin my records But a ************* ain't one ************* 'em all, ************* ************* them mother*******s Youknahmsayin? A ************* ain't one Got problems man All them mother*******s can kiss my mother****** ass f'real Really, *************s worryin about ******* They better, they better find somethin else to worry about Read more: Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics | MetroLyrics
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tracy Morrow/George Clinton Jr./Alphonso Henderson [00:00.41]Yeah, last year a lot of mother*******s asked me [00:03.18]Why I didn't do no old *** nasty *************t [00:04.92]But this year I went down to Miami and got my ************* from 2 Live [00:07.99]Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the mother****** *************) [00:10.70]Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems [00:12.94]All these *************s is havin girl problem, Marq [00:15.19](Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) [00:17.30]Lemme tell you what time is it [00:18.69]I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West [00:21.10]Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest [00:23.39]I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South [00:25.86]A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth [00:28.47]I got a ************* with hair, a ************* with none [00:30.63]A ************* with a knife, a ************* with a gun [00:33.02]A ************* with a ass big as a TV set [00:35.44]And there's a ************* over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get [00:38.07]But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though [00:40.25]No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though [00:42.52]Ice in the whole damn herd [00:45.80]I ************* 'em all and leave 'em on the curve [00:47.54]I got a ************* with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link [00:50.00]Who likes to ************* me with her ass up on the kitchen sink [00:52.37]Got a ************* with *************, a ************* with ass [00:54.84]A ************* with none, but hey I give her a pass [00:57.11]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily [00:59.29]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me [01:01.80]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son [01:04.39]Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit it.. [01:08.89]Nah a ************* ain't one [01:16.39]I got a ************* that's old, a ************* that's new [01:18.92]A ************* who love velvet in the colors blue [01:21.03]I got a ************* who's fat, a ************* who's built [01:23.59]A ************* who all her ******* give out powdered milk [01:25.77]I got a ************* who's funny, a ************* who ain't [01:28.48]A ************* who can sing, a ************* who cain't [01:30.82]A ************* who loves ****** on a airplane.. [01:33.14]I even got a ************* off Soul Train [01:35.70]I got a ************* who rolls a rag-top Benz [01:38.52]Long ends [01:40.66]I got a ************* who's broke as a bum [01:42.98]But she's the most fun [01:45.20]I got a ************* who play piano, a ************* who don't [01:47.62]A ************* who dances naked, a ************* who won't [01:49.99]A ************* who's short, a ************* who's tall [01:52.33]A ************* who burns my pager with priority calls [01:54.68]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily [01:56.98]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me [01:59.50]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son [02:02.06]Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me [02:05.50]Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show [02:07.99]These mother*******s all the over the world; the 2 Live style [02:10.30]Of how the ******* treat a mother****** fly ************* like you [02:13.11]I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one of them [02:16.53]I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them [02:18.99]*************'s the temptation, *************'s the persuasion [02:21.34]All hoes suck ******* ************* how you play 'em? [02:23.64]That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em [02:26.05]Stick ************* in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em [02:28.45]The ************* the one-nighter, the ************* exciter [02:30.69]I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her [02:33.20]Problem number one is gettin money [02:35.33]I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey [02:37.92]So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin [02:40.43]I go hard on my *******, cause I'm never never softenin [02:42.99]Puttin the demand on 'em, ************* 'em and scram on 'em [02:45.37]The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em [02:47.86]So ************* how you feel, you ****** cheap thrill [02:50.01]I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill [02:52.50]Gettin *************'s just another expense [02:54.77]If ************* pays the bills then ************* pays the rent [02:57.23]I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum [02:59.67]I've got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one! [03:02.02]Ha! Yo Marquis my mother******* you got problems man? [03:05.78](A ************* ain't one) Aww *************t! [03:08.10]Now let me tell you how to do this *************t [03:09.50]I got a ************* that loves to G [03:14.24]She'll ************* you right after she ******* me [03:17.08]I got a ************* who loves both [03:18.76]I got a ************* who loves handcuffs and ropes [03:21.30]I got a ************* that's fast, a ************* that's slow [03:23.68]A ************* that's a virgin and a ************* that's a ho [03:25.88]A ************* that lies [03:27.42]A ************* that's true [03:28.47]A ************* who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "******* 2" [03:30.83]I got a ************* that's cool [03:32.03]A ************* that's hot [03:33.30]A ************* who loves rap, a ************* who loves rock [03:35.67]A ************* who's lost and one who knows where it's at [03:38.07]She gets up under me and purrs like a cat [03:40.34]I got a ************* that runs, I got a ************* that walks [03:42.73]I got a ************* that yells, I got a ************* who talks [03:44.10]I got a ************* that's dirty, got a ************* that's neat [03:47.55]I got a super fine ************* that I knocked in the swap meet [03:50.19]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily [03:52.31]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me [03:54.56]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son [03:57.12]I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me [04:01.49]No a ************* ain't one [04:05.06](Huh, you know a ************* ain't one!) [04:09.42]Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my mother****** rent Marquis [04:13.13]But a ************* ain't one [04:14.36]Man you got yourself nothin man [04:15.60]************* them raggedy stank-ass hoes ************* [04:17.78]A ************* ain't one [04:18.90]I got a problems stayin out here on these streets [04:20.70]With the police trying to take a ************* out, y'know? [04:22.45]But a ************* ain't one [04:23.87]Got problems with mother*******s.. buyin my records [04:27.23]But a ************* ain't one [04:29.00]************* 'em all, ************* ************* them mother*******s [04:31.09]Youknahmsayin? A ************* ain't one [04:33.26]Got problems man [04:34.34]All them mother*******s can kiss my mother****** ass f'real [04:38.73]Really, *************s worryin about ******* [04:40.53]They better, they better find somethin else to worry about [04:42.39]Read more: Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics | MetroLyrics [04:46.46]
