(No I'm being serious) Yo It's the Wild Wild West You came to the right place, my man Get ready, here we go (New ****) Welcome my friends, to The Old Saloon Everyone in town is hangin out If you got a drink, well you drink it down Then we'll all go have *** with whores (Brand new) Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town On my horse? You betcha on my horse That's the thing in the Old West times Everybody enjoys a good horse ride If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out Right out the saloon doors on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven! (DJ Larry) Well I understand you're Calamity Jane And you're another guy that's probably an Injin Man this whiskey is warm and it smells like piss (DJ Larry) Oh no! My 'stache smells like piss! So that's your story, I'm stickin to it The Old Wild West is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor So, just put that in your pipe and smoke it (DJ Lah...) Tiny Tim, man it's almost Christmas Sure is dusty here
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