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  • 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
    Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
    Natalie: Hello
    Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
    Natalie: Do you really want to know?
    Chris: Please tell us.
    (Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin'
    Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
    (Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
    Yo, shut the **** up and suck my ****.
    I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er.
    Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker.
    What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
    What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
    Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
    Put my foot down your throat til your ****'s in my shoe.
    Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
    **** your man it's my name that he's screamin?
    Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
    are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
    Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
    Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
    do you have a message for them?
    (Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my ****
    It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
    Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
    Watch you laugh and cry
    While I laugh, you die
    And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
    (We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
    (Hey!) It's for Portman!
    (Hey!) It's for p*ssies!
    I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me
    Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
    all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
    Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
    Chris: Really, such as?
    (Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked **** everyday
    I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
    I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
    I sit right down on your face and take ****
    (Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass ***** (Hell Yeah!)
    And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
    When my **** gets in your shoe (What!)
    As for the drug use
    Well I can't vouch for that
    My **** is scared of you (Ooh)
    Chris: Natalie, one final question,
    if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
    Natalie: No more questions.

    (What!)

  • [00:00.000] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
    [00:02.20]Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
    [00:04.92]Natalie: Hello
    [00:06.34]Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
    [00:09.73]Natalie: Do you really want to know?
    [00:11.66]Chris: Please tell us.
    [00:13.29](Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin'
    [00:16.10]Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
    [00:19.24](Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
    [00:21.83]Yo, shut the **** up and suck my ****.
    [00:24.62]I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er.
    [00:27.40]Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker.
    [00:30.42]What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
    [00:33.14]What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
    [00:35.89]Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
    [00:38.43]Put my foot down your throat til your ****'s in my shoe.
    [00:41.50]Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
    [00:44.52]**** your man it's my name that he's screamin?
    [00:47.25]Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
    [00:48.64]are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
    [00:52.46]Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
    [00:54.30]Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
    [00:56.11]do you have a message for them?
    [00:58.02](Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my ****
    [01:01.20]It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
    [01:04.21]Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
    [01:06.89]Watch you laugh and cry
    [01:08.34]While I laugh, you die
    [01:09.46]And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
    [01:12.60](We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
    [01:15.41](Hey!) It's for Portman!
    [01:17.03](Hey!) It's for p*ssies!
    [01:18.35]I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me
    [01:21.08]Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
    [01:24.67]all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
    [01:26.91]Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
    [01:29.81]Chris: Really, such as?
    [01:32.23](Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked **** everyday
    [01:35.14]I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
    [01:37.82]I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
    [01:40.63]I sit right down on your face and take ****
    [01:43.74](Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass ***** (Hell Yeah!)
    [01:49.22]And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
    [01:51.61]When my **** gets in your shoe (What!)
    [01:54.62]As for the drug use
    [01:57.38]Well I can't vouch for that
    [02:00.21]My **** is scared of you (Ooh)
    [02:05.94]Chris: Natalie, one final question,
    [02:10.47]if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
    [02:15.04]Natalie: No more questions.
    [02:19.31]
    [02:23.14](What!)
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