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  • 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
    作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
    BERTIE:It is patently clear
    Any awkwardness here
    Can be cleared up in less than a trice
    Our identity switch
    Who is who, which is which
    We're in need of some solid advice
    There's a painfully simple solution
    It's as plain as the nose on your face
    BINGO:By gad!
    GUSSIE:By gosh!
    BINGO:By heck!
    GUSSIE:By gum!
    BINGO:By rabbit's foot!
    GUSSIE:By kingdom come!
    BERTIE:By all my sainted aunt believes!
    BINGO:By George!
    GUSSIE:By Jove!
    ALL:By Jeeves!
    When we're faced with the grind
    Of exerting the mind
    We are filled with a deep sense of dread
    BERTIE:"How on earth," I hear cries
    "Does one give exercise
    To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
    BINGO:What we need is a free range consultant
    GUSSIE:Where on earth do you find one of those?
    BERTIE:By hook! By crook!
    BINGO:By way! By pass!
    GUSSIE:By sea! By air!
    BERTIE:By road!
    BINGO:By grass!
    GUSSIE:By seven dwarves!
    BERTIE:By forty thieves!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    BERTIE:By shuttlecock!
    GUSSIE:By croquet hoop!
    BINGO:By Panama!
    BERTIE:By Windsor soup!
    GUSSIE:By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    Our collective I.Q.
    Of around 42
    Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank
    All true leaders of men
    Delegate now and then
    Try to keep their minds totally blank
    To appreciate loftier matters
    BINGO:Things that mostly go over my head
    BERTIE:By derby day!
    GUSSIE:By nursery tea!
    BINGO:By moose!
    BERTIE:By spoons!
    GUSSIE:By half past three!
    BINGO:By every tender breast that heaves!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    BERTIE:By marmalade!
    GUSSIE:By bowler hat!
    BINGO:By toothpaste tube!
    BERTIE:By Burmese cat!
    GUSSIE:By baby newts!
    BINGO:By autumn leaves!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand
    Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
    Even we can understand
    If he takes it terribly slow - ly
    BERTIE:By Basingstoke!
    BINGO:By cardboard box!
    GUSSIE:By Budge's knees!
    BERTIE:By Bassett's socks!
    BINGO:By each that conjuror deceives!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    BERTIE:By jumping jack!
    GUSSIE:By easy chair!
    BINGO:By Bain Marie!
    BERTIE:By Camembert!
    GUSSIE:By every fruit bat in the eaves!
    ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    BINGO:By walking boot!
    GUSSIE:By thermal drawers!
    BERTIE:By canapes!
    BINGO:By Santa Claus!
    GUSSIE:By all his mighty brain achieves!
    BERTIE:By every spell the master weaves!
    ALL:By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
    By Jeeves!
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
    [00:03.383]BERTIE:It is patently clear
    [00:04.976]Any awkwardness here
    [00:06.805]Can be cleared up in less than a trice
    [00:10.122]Our identity switch
    [00:11.925]Who is who, which is which
    [00:13.753]We're in need of some solid advice
    [00:17.437]There's a painfully simple solution
    [00:20.859]It's as plain as the nose on your face
    [00:25.038]BINGO:By gad!
    [00:26.997]GUSSIE:By gosh!
    [00:27.886]BINGO:By heck!
    [00:28.643]GUSSIE:By gum!
    [00:29.401]BINGO:By rabbit's foot!
    [00:30.942]GUSSIE:By kingdom come!
    [00:32.405]BERTIE:By all my sainted aunt believes!
    [00:35.435]BINGO:By George!
    [00:36.140]GUSSIE:By Jove!
    [00:36.898]ALL:By Jeeves!
    [00:38.439]When we're faced with the grind
    [00:40.137]Of exerting the mind
    [00:41.992]We are filled with a deep sense of dread
    [00:45.153]BERTIE:"How on earth," I hear cries
    [00:46.929]"Does one give exercise
    [00:48.888]To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
    [00:52.415]BINGO:What we need is a free range consultant
    [00:55.967]GUSSIE:Where on earth do you find one of those?
    [01:00.199]BERTIE:By hook! By crook!
    [01:02.811]BINGO:By way! By pass!
    [01:04.405]GUSSIE:By sea! By air!
    [01:05.868]BERTIE:By road!
    [01:06.625]BINGO:By grass!
    [01:07.409]GUSSIE:By seven dwarves!
    [01:09.002]BERTIE:By forty thieves!
    [01:10.465]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [01:13.313]BERTIE:By shuttlecock!
    [01:14.775]GUSSIE:By croquet hoop!
    [01:16.212]BINGO:By Panama!
    [01:17.623]BERTIE:By Windsor soup!
    [01:19.138]GUSSIE:By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
    [01:21.933]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [01:24.702]Our collective I.Q.
    [01:26.531]Of around 42
    [01:28.176]Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank
    [01:31.285]All true leaders of men
    [01:32.852]Delegate now and then
    [01:34.498]Try to keep their minds totally blank
    [01:37.789]To appreciate loftier matters
    [01:41.107]BINGO:Things that mostly go over my head
    [01:45.469]BERTIE:By derby day!
    [01:48.134]GUSSIE:By nursery tea!
    [01:49.649]BINGO:By moose!
    [01:50.380]BERTIE:By spoons!
    [01:51.086]GUSSIE:By half past three!
    [01:52.601]BINGO:By every tender breast that heaves!
    [01:55.605]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [01:58.452]BERTIE:By marmalade!
    [01:59.915]GUSSIE:By bowler hat!
    [02:01.326]BINGO:By toothpaste tube!
    [02:02.736]BERTIE:By Burmese cat!
    [02:04.121]GUSSIE:By baby newts!
    [02:05.636]BINGO:By autumn leaves!
    [02:07.073]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [02:09.815]Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand
    [02:12.715]Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
    [02:15.954]Even we can understand
    [02:18.462]If he takes it terribly slow - ly
    [02:23.660]BERTIE:By Basingstoke!
    [02:27.135]BINGO:By cardboard box!
    [02:28.597]GUSSIE:By Budge's knees!
    [02:30.060]BERTIE:By Bassett's socks!
    [02:31.497]BINGO:By each that conjuror deceives!
    [02:34.423]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [02:37.270]BERTIE:By jumping jack!
    [02:38.576]GUSSIE:By easy chair!
    [02:39.987]BINGO:By Bain Marie!
    [02:41.397]BERTIE:By Camembert!
    [02:42.834]GUSSIE:By every fruit bat in the eaves!
    [02:45.551]ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [02:48.555]BINGO:By walking boot!
    [02:51.324]GUSSIE:By thermal drawers!
    [02:53.153]BERTIE:By canapes!
    [02:54.981]BINGO:By Santa Claus!
    [02:56.731]GUSSIE:By all his mighty brain achieves!
    [03:00.388]BERTIE:By every spell the master weaves!
    [03:05.770]ALL:By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
    [03:09.061]By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
    [03:14.677]By Jeeves!