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  • 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
    作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
    BERTIE:What have you got to say, Jeeves?
    What have you got to say?
    JEEVES:Sir -
    BERTIE:Your job's to protect me and to cushion me from shocks
    Not to let the poor young master end up crouching in a box
    Leave him posing as a coatstand there, the minute someone knocks
    No, somebody's got to pay, Jeeves
    Somebody's got to pay
    JEEVES:If you would allow me, sir -
    BERTIE:Threatened with a lynch mob and I lose my oldest friends
    I'm embroiled with random females bent on dire romantic ends
    Yours is frankly not a judgement, Jeeves, on which a chap depends
    It's bordering on risque, Jeeves
    Utterly declasse...
    JEEVES:If I might -
    BERTIE:Your job's to inspire me with encouragement and praise
    Not abandon me with Stiffy in some frightful leafy maze
    Not to make me change my name three times in just as many days
    Here I am in an extreme position
    General Custer out of ammunition
    Didn't get here by my own volition
    As Tennyson once thundered
    Someone here has badly blundered
    JEEVES:Sir -
    BERTIE:It's chaos and disarray, Jeeves
    Misery and dismay
    JEEVES:Perhaps if i could interr -
    BERTIE:Calling this a shambles is to understate the case
    Look at all these banjo lovers, not a dry eye in the place
    I shall never have the nerve again to look them in the face
    So what have you got to say, Jeeves?
    What have you got to say?
    JEEVES:I fear I must confess it, sir
    Despite my best endeavours to
    Ensure a fluid narrative
    Things haven't gone to plan
    Evens were overtaken, sir
    By unseen technicalities
    I really can assure you, though
    I've done the best I can
    There comes the odd occasion, sir
    When facing up to destiny
    We'd do as well as well remembering
    A man is but a man
    You have my firm assurances
    That come the grand denouement, sir
    Events will all resolve themselves
    In spite of come what may
    I only can apologize
    For any inconvenience
    Injurious to your dignity
    That happens on the way
    I simply wish to emphasize
    I have your interests uppermost
    And that, sir, in conclusion, sir
    Is all I have to say!
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
    [00:00.450] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
    [00:00.901]BERTIE:What have you got to say, Jeeves?
    [00:04.689]What have you got to say?
    [00:07.615]JEEVES:Sir -
    [00:08.398]BERTIE:Your job's to protect me and to cushion me from shocks
    [00:11.951]Not to let the poor young master end up crouching in a box
    [00:15.817]Leave him posing as a coatstand there, the minute someone knocks
    [00:19.709]No, somebody's got to pay, Jeeves
    [00:24.098]Somebody's got to pay
    [00:26.397]JEEVES:If you would allow me, sir -
    [00:27.860]BERTIE:Threatened with a lynch mob and I lose my oldest friends
    [00:31.386]I'm embroiled with random females bent on dire romantic ends
    [00:35.174]Yours is frankly not a judgement, Jeeves, on which a chap depends
    [00:39.432]It's bordering on risque, Jeeves
    [00:43.324]Utterly declasse...
    [00:46.171]JEEVES:If I might -
    [00:47.033]BERTIE:Your job's to inspire me with encouragement and praise
    [00:50.586]Not abandon me with Stiffy in some frightful leafy maze
    [00:54.531]Not to make me change my name three times in just as many days
    [00:58.841]Here I am in an extreme position
    [01:02.681]General Custer out of ammunition
    [01:06.155]Didn't get here by my own volition
    [01:10.230]As Tennyson once thundered
    [01:12.006]Someone here has badly blundered
    [01:13.652]JEEVES:Sir -
    [01:14.175]BERTIE:It's chaos and disarray, Jeeves
    [01:17.962]Misery and dismay
    [01:21.202]JEEVES:Perhaps if i could interr -
    [01:22.194]BERTIE:Calling this a shambles is to understate the case
    [01:25.329]Look at all these banjo lovers, not a dry eye in the place
    [01:29.326]I shall never have the nerve again to look them in the face
    [01:33.244]So what have you got to say, Jeeves?
    [01:37.606]What have you got to say?
    [01:41.316]JEEVES:I fear I must confess it, sir
    [01:42.570]Despite my best endeavours to
    [01:43.954]Ensure a fluid narrative
    [01:44.973]Things haven't gone to plan
    [01:46.384]Evens were overtaken, sir
    [01:47.533]By unseen technicalities
    [01:48.865]I really can assure you, though
    [01:50.224]I've done the best I can
    [01:51.530]There comes the odd occasion, sir
    [01:52.836]When facing up to destiny
    [01:54.064]We'd do as well as well remembering
    [01:55.135]A man is but a man
    [01:56.624]You have my firm assurances
    [01:57.956]That come the grand denouement, sir
    [01:59.314]Events will all resolve themselves
    [02:00.620]In spite of come what may
    [02:01.874]I only can apologize
    [02:03.206]For any inconvenience
    [02:04.513]Injurious to your dignity
    [02:05.793]That happens on the way
    [02:07.177]I simply wish to emphasize
    [02:08.457]I have your interests uppermost
    [02:09.633]And that, sir, in conclusion, sir
    [02:10.886]Is all I have to say!