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  • I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
    An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling
    Don't think I ever stopped
    To think I was speaking to children
    Everything was happening so fast
    It was like I blinked, sold three million
    Then it all went blank, all I remember
    Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling
    Like I am always under attack man
    I could have stacked my **** list to the ceiling
    Women dish him but really thinking
    If anyone talks to my little girls like this I would kill him
    Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
    When I'm ripping ****, but since when did this many
    People ever give a **** what I had to say
    It's just my opinion
    If it contradicts how I'm living
    Put a **** in your rear end, your rear end that's why
    Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it
    For drawing more attention toward it
    Cuz it gave me an enormous platform of platitude
    Thought I was that important
    But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
    And battle for it, mad awards, act like annoyed
    Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out
    Good luck trying to convince a blonde
    That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out
    Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt
    In anyone's mind one day I'd (?) go down
    In history think they know now (?)
    Because everybody knows
    Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
    Everywhere that you go, people wanna go
    "Oh, everyone knows"
    Everybody
    Knows, so don't pretend to be nice
    There's no place you can hide
    You are just an asshole
    Everyone knows, everyone knows
    Thanks for the support, asshole *scratch* thanks for the support, asshole
    Quit acting salty
    I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
    When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out
    Thought I was history
    But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey
    Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
    Lay'em off it
    But what the **** is all this thrash talking about
    The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
    You knock me down, I went down from the counter
    I fell but the fans caught me, and now
    You're gonna have to beat the ****** pants off me
    To take my belt, word to Pacquiao
    Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about
    Gotta go in that ring and knock them out
    Or you better not come out
    It's poetry emotion(?), like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare
    So what if the insults are revolting
    Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
    You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled
    But you should give little **** what I think
    This whole world is a mess
    Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock
    Just to go out watch Batman
    Who needs to test(?) the testicles, not that man
    Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
    Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
    Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado
    So get lost, Waldo
    My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping
    A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole
    With a pack torn of paper
    But I'm not taking no crap, ho
    Here I go down the back pole
    And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
    Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows
    Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth
    I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull
    Thinkin we have some magnetic pull
    Screamin ICP IN THIS *****, HOW DO ****** MAGNETS WORK!?
    Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
    Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
    I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical
    Thinkin some magical ****'s gonna happen? That ain't practical
    You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination
    I keep them feelings locked in a vault
    So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
    My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
    ***** you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded.
    Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina,
    you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind
    Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
    Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor
    Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass
    But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
    With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin
    Only women that I love are my daughters
    And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther
    So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
    It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up
    So to hell with your parents, and ************* father time
    It ain't never gonna stop.
    A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime,
    so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive
    Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, so now my cup is runneth over
    And I'm about to set it on you like a ************* coaster
    I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off?
    so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here
    White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird,
    you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too.
    You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows."
  • [00:00.30]I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
    [00:03.17]An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling
    [00:05.41]Don't think I ever stopped
    [00:06.62]To think I was speaking to children
    [00:08.16]Everything was happening so fast
    [00:09.45]It was like I blinked, sold three million
    [00:11.00]Then it all went blank, all I remember
    [00:12.35]Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling
    [00:14.59]Like I am always under attack man
    [00:16.08]I could have stacked my **** list to the ceiling
    [00:17.67]Women dish him but really thinking
    [00:19.18]If anyone talks to my little girls like this I would kill him
    [00:22.26]Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
    [00:24.00]When I'm ripping ****, but since when did this many
    [00:25.89]People ever give a **** what I had to say
    [00:27.50]It's just my opinion
    [00:28.60]If it contradicts how I'm living
    [00:30.34]Put a **** in your rear end, your rear end that's why
    [00:32.14]Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it
    [00:34.19]For drawing more attention toward it
    [00:35.68]Cuz it gave me an enormous platform of platitude
    [00:37.53]Thought I was that important
    [00:38.98]But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
    [00:41.66]And battle for it, mad awards, act like annoyed
    [00:44.26]Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out
    [00:46.66]Good luck trying to convince a blonde
    [00:48.16]That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out
    [00:49.85]Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt
    [00:51.51]In anyone's mind one day I'd (?) go down
    [00:53.15]In history think they know now (?)
    [00:54.91]Because everybody knows
    [02:31.52][00:55.33]Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
    [02:36.06][00:58.88]Everywhere that you go, people wanna go
    [02:40.64][01:04.80]"Oh, everyone knows"
    [02:42.34][01:05.85]Everybody
    [02:43.28][01:06.85]Knows, so don't pretend to be nice
    [02:46.92][01:10.34]There's no place you can hide
    [02:49.71][01:12.98]You are just an asshole
    [02:52.31][01:15.78]Everyone knows, everyone knows
    [01:18.08]Thanks for the support, asshole *scratch* thanks for the support, asshole
    [01:23.11]Quit acting salty
    [01:23.95]I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
    [01:26.30]When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out
    [01:28.15]Thought I was history
    [01:29.21]But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey
    [01:32.00]Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
    [01:33.75]Lay'em off it
    [01:34.87]But what the **** is all this thrash talking about
    [01:36.57]The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
    [01:38.76]You knock me down, I went down from the counter
    [01:40.36]I fell but the fans caught me, and now
    [01:42.21]You're gonna have to beat the ****** pants off me
    [01:43.96]To take my belt, word to Pacquiao
    [01:45.66]Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about
    [01:47.80]Gotta go in that ring and knock them out
    [01:49.89]Or you better not come out
    [01:50.78]It's poetry emotion(?), like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare
    [01:54.77]So what if the insults are revolting
    [01:56.32]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
    [01:58.26]You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled
    [02:00.36]But you should give little **** what I think
    [02:01.82]This whole world is a mess
    [02:03.46]Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock
    [02:05.31]Just to go out watch Batman
    [02:07.02]Who needs to test(?) the testicles, not that man
    [02:09.31]Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
    [02:11.35]Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
    [02:14.04]Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado
    [02:16.73]So get lost, Waldo
    [02:17.88]My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping
    [02:20.63]A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole
    [02:22.73]With a pack torn of paper
    [02:23.97]But I'm not taking no crap, ho
    [02:25.87]Here I go down the back pole
    [02:26.92]And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
    [02:29.25]Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows
    [02:54.40]Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth
    [02:56.65]I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull
    [02:59.43]Thinkin we have some magnetic pull
    [03:00.92]Screamin ICP IN THIS *****, HOW DO ****** MAGNETS WORK!?
    [03:04.47]Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
    [03:06.26]Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
    [03:08.20]I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical
    [03:10.84]Thinkin some magical ****'s gonna happen? That ain't practical
    [03:13.74]You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination
    [03:17.64]I keep them feelings locked in a vault
    [03:19.43]So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
    [03:21.42]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
    [03:23.73]***** you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded.
    [03:26.91]Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina,
    [03:29.91]you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind
    [03:32.15]Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
    [03:34.94]Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor
    [03:37.93]Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass
    [03:41.08]But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
    [03:43.52]With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin
    [03:45.82]Only women that I love are my daughters
    [03:47.27]And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther
    [03:51.01]So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
    [03:53.86]It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up
    [03:56.34]So to hell with your parents, and ************* father time
    [03:59.19]It ain't never gonna stop.
    [04:00.43]A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime,
    [04:03.03]so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive
    [04:05.39]Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, so now my cup is runneth over
    [04:08.43]And I'm about to set it on you like a ************* coaster
    [04:10.82]I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off?
    [04:15.70]so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here
    [04:19.00]White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird,
    [04:21.09]you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too.
    [04:23.59]You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows."