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Taking My Ball

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  • 作词 : LAWRENCE JR., TREVOR/UNKNOWN, WRITERS
    Yo... Dre Man.. Make my vocals sound ***y
    Come on man, come on man, okaaaay
    It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    But it's all right, it's ok with me
    I'll do my steps all by myself
    I don't need nobody to play with me
    But if you just give me a chance
    I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    But don't nobody wanna play with me
    So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end
    And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
    Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
    While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now let's cuddle
    Blood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'll
    I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-ful
    I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
    Shove a ******* tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
    Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
    Of the Valentine's Day Massacre
    Slash assassin, I slash her in the ass with a
    Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I
    Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
    In my Spider-Man mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
    Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the ***** run a triathlon
    Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some
    Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
    Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
    God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
    It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    But it's all right, it's ok with me
    I'll do my steps all by myself
    I don't need nobody to play with me
    But if you just give me a chance
    I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    But don't nobody wanna play with me
    So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
    One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
    Make the **** disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
    Believe me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
    They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
    I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
    Don't move or ya might get it stuck so ******* far up in your uvula
    You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
    Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
    Now who do ya think is more fruitier
    Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya
    Eye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it mother
    I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
    Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
    Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
    Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
    It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    But it's all right, it's ok with me
    I'll do my steps all by myself
    I don't need nobody to play with me
    But if you just give me a chance
    I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    But don't nobody wanna play with me
    So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
    Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!
    And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
    Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon
    Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
    You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
    You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
    You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
    But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
    And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
    Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for?
    Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
    'Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
    Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
    No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
    You like graffiti, dike? Well I can pee pee and write your name
    It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    But it's all right, it's ok with me
    I'll do my steps all by myself
    I don't need nobody to play with me
    But if you just give me a chance
    I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    But don't nobody wanna play with me
    So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    Fine nobody wants to play with me
    **** you then *****!
    You guys are always mean to me anyways
    All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
    You guys are gonna make me... make me sad, I'm sad
    I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
    I'm going' tell my mom... mom
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : LAWRENCE JR., TREVOR/UNKNOWN, WRITERS
    [00:02.97]Yo... Dre Man.. Make my vocals sound ***y
    [00:14.93]Come on man, come on man, okaaaay
    [00:20.70]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    [00:23.29]But it's all right, it's ok with me
    [00:25.82]I'll do my steps all by myself
    [00:28.46]I don't need nobody to play with me
    [00:31.05]But if you just give me a chance
    [00:33.20]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    [00:35.54]But don't nobody wanna play with me
    [00:37.63]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    [00:41.62]I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end
    [00:44.81]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
    [00:47.44]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
    [00:50.03]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now let's cuddle
    [00:52.62]Blood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'll
    [00:55.27]I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-ful
    [00:57.85]I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
    [01:00.59]Shove a ******* tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
    [01:03.18]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
    [01:06.61]Of the Valentine's Day Massacre
    [01:08.51]Slash assassin, I slash her in the ass with a
    [01:11.15]Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I
    [01:13.69]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
    [01:16.28]In my Spider-Man mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
    [01:20.81]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the ***** run a triathlon
    [01:24.39]Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some
    [01:27.08]Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
    [01:29.76]Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
    [01:32.47]God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
    [01:34.66]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    [01:37.16]But it's all right, it's ok with me
    [01:39.89]I'll do my steps all by myself
    [01:42.48]I don't need nobody to play with me
    [01:44.82]But if you just give me a chance
    [01:47.01]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    [01:49.50]But don't nobody wanna play with me
    [01:51.64]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    [01:55.42]I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
    [01:58.22]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
    [02:01.00]Make the **** disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
    [02:03.44]Believe me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
    [02:06.08]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
    [02:08.37]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
    [02:11.22]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so ******* far up in your uvula
    [02:14.40]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
    [02:17.14]Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
    [02:20.17]Now who do ya think is more fruitier
    [02:22.26]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya
    [02:24.89]Eye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it mother
    [02:27.88]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
    [02:30.47]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
    [02:33.11]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
    [02:36.10]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
    [02:37.80]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    [02:40.51]But it's all right, it's ok with me
    [02:43.00]I'll do my steps all by myself
    [02:45.64]I don't need nobody to play with me
    [02:48.13]But if you just give me a chance
    [02:50.27]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    [02:52.75]But don't nobody wanna play with me
    [02:54.99]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    [02:58.78]Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
    [03:01.12]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!
    [03:04.26]And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
    [03:07.00]Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon
    [03:09.83]Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
    [03:12.27]You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
    [03:14.77]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
    [03:17.71]You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
    [03:20.19]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
    [03:22.59]And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
    [03:25.23]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for?
    [03:27.47]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
    [03:30.85]'Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
    [03:33.04]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
    [03:35.79]No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
    [03:38.33]You like graffiti, dike? Well I can pee pee and write your name
    [03:41.02]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
    [03:43.51]But it's all right, it's ok with me
    [03:46.05]I'll do my steps all by myself
    [03:48.64]I don't need nobody to play with me
    [03:51.29]But if you just give me a chance
    [03:53.33]I can put you in a trance the way I dance
    [03:55.72]But don't nobody wanna play with me
    [03:57.81]So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
    [04:01.94]Fine nobody wants to play with me
    [04:04.78]**** you then *****!
    [04:07.12]You guys are always mean to me anyways
    [04:10.01]All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
    [04:13.94]You guys are gonna make me... make me sad, I'm sad
    [04:18.77]I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
    [04:24.20]I'm going' tell my mom... mom