Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town ....Then you get done up in chalk Yo We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady You can hold my **** steady and then I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody That means... you, her or him It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim Ha ha....don't stop D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top We get in that ass Preparation-H style Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!) Everybody tryina tell us to wait now You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha) Tryin to dance around How the **** it feel lock in hand set now Sever your style .. Divide and Parish Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this Wassup to Bizarre Kid Targets get hit and liftoff Here it is we bout to rip off Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot Emzy Speakin of lift off I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you” And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2 What you wanna get done to Your chest plate...eradicate Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write **** Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12 1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya A ******** creator, one time for data Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky Come against me Go and see I'm an invincible MC If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries And still missed it I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock) Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it) So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****) Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock) We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock The dirty dozen is non-stop To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks And men with pre-ops Yo now there is 3-Pac's Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this But I rock the microphone with my flyness So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky Rock..****...***** Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures But me or Slim yo you can't tell me You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though I rickety rock the microphone Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs Under the curb early morn take it to born Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment Some times you see this...you just a ****** No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart ******....uh oh...was that homophobic...? But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic I won't even throw clothes in the closet **** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all Acrossed it This beer makes me wanna disappear this year I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry You're so fired you're down Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man Coming all the way from Amsterdam And I come to tell you all a little secret So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers {"{"}mumbling} Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy Hermaphrodite with no appetite And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell Give a piss give a **** give a lick Yea....live and direct it's us You better back up You better back up before I jack off Back off before I jack off You better back off before he jack off (laughing) You better back off before I jack off Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face While I'm still jackin off Sittin' in the closet beatin' my **** Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a ***** Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!! (Ken Kaniff) Oh....come here little girl Come here little girl What happened? (I dunno) We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin') Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off When I come off with the drum off Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent A French accent Excuse my French but Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....***** Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my Damn **** Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words (THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs And bounce your herbs tight What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin') Yo put another beat on before you get peed on Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min— Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio But you dont hear me though
[00:01.110]Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk [00:04.193]Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town [00:06.779]....Then you get done up in chalk [00:10.175]Yo [00:12.055]We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? [00:14.459]Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady [00:16.966]You can hold my **** steady and then [00:18.586]I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl [00:21.120]If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody [00:24.594]That means... you, her or him [00:26.501]It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem [00:28.486]And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim [00:31.046]Ha ha....don't stop [00:33.920]D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top [00:36.480]We get in that ass Preparation-H style [00:39.014]Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!) [00:42.044]Everybody tryina tell us to wait now [00:44.317]You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha) [00:48.209]Tryin to dance around [00:49.071]How the **** it feel lock in hand set now [00:51.213]Sever your style .. Divide and Parish [00:53.277]Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this [00:56.307]Wassup to Bizarre Kid [00:57.430]Targets get hit and liftoff [00:59.964]Here it is we bout to rip off [01:00.669]Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot [01:02.472]Emzy [01:03.360]Speakin of lift off [01:04.875]I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off [01:08.036]Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny [01:10.361]That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning [01:13.051]Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley [01:15.637]The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly [01:18.250]Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite [01:20.418]And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut [01:22.717]He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down [01:25.460]And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you” [01:28.960]And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe [01:31.520]Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go [01:33.949]Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2 [01:35.517]What you wanna get done to [01:37.371]Your chest plate...eradicate [01:39.278]Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is [01:41.786]Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write **** [01:44.215]Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff [01:47.298]It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12 [01:49.910]1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof [01:52.522]Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya [01:55.187]A ******** creator, one time for data [01:57.616]Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator [02:00.176]It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us [02:02.867]Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky [02:05.662]Come against me [02:06.576]Go and see I'm an invincible MC [02:08.326]If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me [02:11.174]That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope [02:13.055]You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly [02:16.137]And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide [02:18.384]Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side [02:21.179]Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by [02:23.974]When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries [02:26.612]And still missed it [02:27.500]I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness [02:30.060]Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle [02:33.874]What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew [02:36.852]And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew [02:38.916]If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you [02:42.207]You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you [02:47.406]Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock [02:50.462]Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock) [02:52.944]Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it) [02:55.373]So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****) [02:57.724]Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock) [03:01.747]We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock [03:04.098]The dirty dozen is non-stop [03:05.665]To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks [03:08.408]And men with pre-ops [03:09.479]Yo now there is 3-Pac's [03:10.942]Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac [03:13.606]Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped [03:16.297]The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP [03:18.726]In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops [03:21.626]And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you [03:25.231]You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this [03:29.097]But I rock the microphone with my flyness [03:31.788]So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky [03:35.811]Rock..****...***** [03:37.091]Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures [03:42.655]But me or Slim yo you can't tell me [03:45.267]You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP [03:50.779]Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def [03:53.025]My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me [03:56.604]You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what [04:00.496]My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! [04:04.232]Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though [04:08.411]I rickety rock the microphone [04:10.057]Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it [04:13.531]I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it [04:16.196]What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on [04:18.886]And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at [04:21.394]All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at [04:24.294]Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease [04:26.697]Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez [04:29.283]From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds [04:31.765]One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs [04:34.325]Under the curb early morn take it to born [04:36.754]Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment [04:39.915]Some times you see this...you just a ****** [04:41.744]No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart [04:44.382]******....uh oh...was that homophobic...? [04:46.315]But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic [04:49.058]I won't even throw clothes in the closet [04:50.913]**** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all [04:57.365]Acrossed it [04:57.966]This beer makes me wanna disappear this year [05:00.369]I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry [05:04.000]You're so fired you're down [05:05.776]Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man [05:08.258]Coming all the way from Amsterdam [05:10.766]And I come to tell you all a little secret [05:13.326]So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers [05:17.427]{"{"}mumbling} [05:22.181]Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you [05:24.428]In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy [05:26.857]Hermaphrodite with no appetite [05:28.738]And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites [05:31.167]Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted [05:33.988]I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it [05:36.888]But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell [05:40.049]Give a piss give a **** give a lick [05:42.374]Yea....live and direct it's us [05:44.333]You better back up [05:46.318]You better back up before I jack off [05:49.923]Back off before I jack off [05:53.424]You better back off before he jack off (laughing) [05:56.976]You better back off before I jack off [06:02.488]Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face [06:07.138]While I'm still jackin off [06:08.810]Sittin' in the closet beatin' my **** [06:11.291]Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a ***** [06:14.060]Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here [06:16.411]Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!! [06:19.128](Ken Kaniff) [06:20.983]Oh....come here little girl [06:21.531]Come here little girl [06:25.450]What happened? (I dunno) [06:27.331]We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin') [06:29.551]Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off [06:33.966]When I come off with the drum off [06:35.559]Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent [06:39.765]A French accent [06:40.862]Excuse my French but [06:42.142]Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....***** [06:45.120]Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer [06:49.953]Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my [06:53.949]Damn **** [06:55.282]Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words [07:00.323](THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs [07:04.189]And bounce your herbs tight [07:05.600]What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin') [07:10.877]Yo put another beat on before you get peed on [07:14.638]Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min— [07:19.863]Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is [07:26.132]Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady [07:31.278]And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio [07:38.958]But you dont hear me though
