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  • 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
    作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
    You find me offensive
    I find you offensive for finding me offensive
    hence if I should draw out a line any fences
    if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
    cause it's getting expensive
    being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
    they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
    when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
    I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
    it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
    let's end this **** now cause I won't stand for this
    and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
    and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
    he used to be like a hero to me
    I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
    on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
    and Darth must have put a hex on him for later
    I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
    I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
    I killed Superman I killed Super...Man
    and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
    the green chronic

    Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Rain Man

    Now in the bible it says
    thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
    have *******ual ***
    unless of course you were given the consent to join in
    then of course it's intercourse and it *****ual ***
    which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
    either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
    is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
    that are more used by today kids
    in a more derogatory way
    but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
    let ask Dr. Dre
    Dr. Dre (what up?)
    I got a question if i may (yea)
    is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
    and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
    but but i aint done yet
    in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
    while he reaches in another grown man's ass
    grabs on his nuts, but just what if
    it was never meant, it was just an accident
    but he tripped, fell, slipped and his ***** went in
    his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
    and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
    and I don't need to go into any more details
    but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
    is that gay? I just need to clear things up
    til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

    Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Rain Man

    You find me offensive
    I find you offensive...
    **** this is the same verse, I just did this
    when am I gonna come to my good senses?
    probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
    my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
    and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
    god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
    anyway I don't know how else to put it
    this is the only thing that I'm good at
    I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
    demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
    high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
    and as she flew around the room like a balloon
    I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
    and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch
    with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
    and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
    I just did a whole song and I didn't say ****

    Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Rain Man



    END
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Mark Batson/Chris Pope/Andre R. Young
    [00:24.41]You find me offensive
    [00:25.90]I find you offensive for finding me offensive
    [00:29.15]hence if I should draw out a line any fences
    [00:31.85]if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
    [00:34.57]cause it's getting expensive
    [00:36.24]being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
    [00:39.83]they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
    [00:44.02]when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
    [00:47.84]I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
    [00:50.81]it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
    [00:53.60]let's end this **** now cause I won't stand for this
    [00:56.59]and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
    [00:59.89]and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
    [01:03.40]he used to be like a hero to me
    [01:06.17]I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
    [01:09.92]on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
    [01:13.34]and Darth must have put a hex on him for later
    [01:16.08]I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
    [01:18.81]I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
    [01:21.77]I killed Superman I killed Super...Man
    [01:25.14]and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
    [01:28.69]the green chronic
    [01:29.54]
    [01:29.83]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    [01:35.09]nice to meet you
    [01:37.94]hi my name is...
    [01:40.54]i forgot my name
    [01:42.71]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    [01:46.45]my soul is possessed by this devil
    [01:48.51]my new name is...
    [01:49.99]Rain Man
    [01:50.52]
    [01:51.16]Now in the bible it says
    [01:52.64]thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
    [01:55.48]have *******ual ***
    [01:57.62]unless of course you were given the consent to join in
    [02:00.93]then of course it's intercourse and it *****ual ***
    [02:03.59]which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
    [02:08.56]either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
    [02:12.59]is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
    [02:16.79]that are more used by today kids
    [02:18.66]in a more derogatory way
    [02:20.60]but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
    [02:24.84]let ask Dr. Dre
    [02:26.56]Dr. Dre (what up?)
    [02:27.60]I got a question if i may (yea)
    [02:29.30]is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
    [02:32.93]and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
    [02:35.58]but but i aint done yet
    [02:37.64]in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
    [02:40.44]while he reaches in another grown man's ass
    [02:43.01]grabs on his nuts, but just what if
    [02:45.64]it was never meant, it was just an accident
    [02:48.41]but he tripped, fell, slipped and his ***** went in
    [02:50.91]his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
    [02:52.68]and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
    [02:56.36]and I don't need to go into any more details
    [02:58.80]but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
    [03:01.85]is that gay? I just need to clear things up
    [03:04.57]til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
    [03:07.26]
    [03:07.58]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    [03:12.81]nice to meet you
    [03:15.74]hi my name is...
    [03:18.37]i forgot my name
    [03:20.42]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    [03:24.14]my soul is possessed by this devil
    [03:26.21]my new name is...
    [03:27.72]Rain Man
    [03:28.29]
    [03:29.02]You find me offensive
    [03:30.44]I find you offensive...
    [03:31.71]**** this is the same verse, I just did this
    [03:34.42]when am I gonna come to my good senses?
    [03:36.70]probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
    [03:39.17]my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
    [03:43.00]and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
    [03:47.27]god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
    [03:51.11]anyway I don't know how else to put it
    [03:53.46]this is the only thing that I'm good at
    [03:55.70]I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
    [03:58.95]demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
    [04:02.35]high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
    [04:06.96]and as she flew around the room like a balloon
    [04:09.25]I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
    [04:11.90]and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch
    [04:15.18]with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
    [04:17.97]and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
    [04:20.63]I just did a whole song and I didn't say ****
    [04:23.14]
    [04:23.55]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
    [04:28.83]nice to meet you
    [04:31.58]hi my name is...
    [04:34.25]i forgot my name
    [04:36.43]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    [04:40.13]my soul is possessed by this devil
    [04:42.24]my new name is...
    [04:43.57]Rain Man
    [04:44.35]
    [04:48.50]
    [04:59.83]
    [05:09.70]END