Royce: What? Uhh.. Em: The Bad.. Royce: Yeah.. Em: The Evil.. Royce: Right, yo Em: put em together
Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew Royce: Yo.. Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do Eminem: I am bored!!!!! I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers {"{"}crash sound} Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off and slippin a Molotov in your ****tail Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face {"{"}punch sound} Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts I'm on some shook ****, if it's missin I took it Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked! I go to jail and murder you from a cell Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN? Royce: Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by So when you see the black 500 hide from it For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds
only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you ***** up Pick the fifth up, ****, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs I'm the hottest **** in the industry I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half You know how a thug in this ****'ll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible
Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
Royce: Yo.. Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew Royce: Yo.. Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do Eminem: Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated it takes six minutes to get applause And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on! I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH* Pull a ****in headache outta my head, and put it in yours I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores to go outdoors and do some in-stores This ***** wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
You swallow cum *****?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin I'm not a fact, I'ma proven fear Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin,
"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!" Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir? I've been high as ****, since I was a juvi-neer Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants my I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz' Royce: Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug To break braces, you say grace and make faces I'll display hate and break you in eight places Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin I pledge allegiance to forever breathin Street *****z with ****, what? My meat's bigger Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers with a deathwish, thinkin I'm the ***** to mess with Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil A follower never had heart, he just loyal Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em Be careful you might get what you ask for Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew Royce: Yo.. Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew Royce: Yo.. Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do Em: The Bad.. the Evil.. The Bad.. the Evil.
[00:00.76]Royce: What? Uhh.. [00:02.75]Em: The Bad.. [00:03.26]Royce: Yeah.. [00:03.63]Em: The Evil.. [00:04.31]Royce: Right, yo [00:04.82]Em: put em together [00:05.82] [00:07.76]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem [00:09.13]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip [00:13.07]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit [00:15.39]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew [00:17.88]Royce: Yo.. [00:18.64]Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do [00:20.70]Eminem: [00:20.89]I am bored!!!!! [00:21.63]I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders [00:24.13]Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers {"{"}crash sound} [00:26.57]Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off [00:29.64]and slippin a Molotov in your ****tail [00:31.69]Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face {"{"}punch sound} [00:34.31]Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts [00:36.57]I'm on some shook ****, if it's missin I took it [00:39.32]Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked! [00:41.13]I go to jail and murder you from a cell [00:44.20]Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail [00:46.70]So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head [00:49.63]when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN? [00:52.00]Royce: [00:52.51]Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by [00:54.82]So when you see the black 500 hide from it [00:57.07]For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds [00:58.70] [00:59.89]only about two-thirds'd really set it without words [01:01.76] [01:02.57]Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you ***** up [01:04.95]Pick the fifth up, ****, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs [01:08.26]I'm the hottest **** in the industry [01:09.94]I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me [01:13.07]You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast [01:15.07] [01:15.57]The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half [01:18.00]You know how a thug in this ****'ll end up [01:20.14] [01:21.13]Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up [01:27.13]I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up [01:31.44]Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up [01:33.76]Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title [01:36.01] [01:36.82]You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible [01:38.95] [01:39.82]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem [01:40.69]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip [01:44.45]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit [01:45.32]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew [01:47.07] [01:49.32]Royce: Yo.. [01:50.32]Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do [01:52.57]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip [01:57.64] [01:59.07]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit [01:59.96]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew [02:02.46]Royce: Yo.. [02:03.02]Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do [02:04.77]Eminem: [02:05.21]Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated [02:05.52]it takes six minutes to get applause [02:05.83]And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career [02:06.21]and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on! [02:07.64]I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH* [02:08.27]Pull a ****in headache outta my head, and put it in yours [02:11.46]I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores [02:13.21]to go outdoors and do some in-stores [02:13.90]This ***** wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen. [02:16.46] [02:18.59]You swallow cum *****?" "No, but I brought a napkin" [02:20.90] [02:21.46]Gettin skullie while I'm autographin [02:22.71] [02:23.64]Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin [02:25.96]I'm not a fact, I'ma proven fear [02:27.65]Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin, [02:29.14] [02:30.46]"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!" [02:31.15]Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir? [02:31.34]I've been high as ****, since I was a juvi-neer [02:31.71]Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine [02:31.96]cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants [02:32.40]my [02:32.83]I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz' [02:33.21]Royce: [02:33.27]Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood [02:34.90]Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug [02:35.65]To break braces, you say grace and make faces [02:35.96]I'll display hate and break you in eight places [02:36.33]Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff [02:36.58]Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off [02:36.90]Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin [02:37.34]I pledge allegiance to forever breathin [02:38.40]Street *****z with ****, what? My meat's bigger [02:39.15]Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers [02:40.36]with a deathwish, thinkin I'm the ***** to mess with [02:41.17]Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace [02:42.48]For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil [02:43.54]A follower never had heart, he just loyal [02:45.04]Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em [02:45.92]Be careful you might get what you ask for [02:46.23]Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem [02:46.85]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip [02:47.73]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit [02:48.23]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew [02:50.54]Royce: Yo.. [02:51.05]Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do [02:51.48]Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip [02:51.92]Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit [02:52.29]If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew [02:52.98]Royce: Yo.. [02:53.35]Both: I'm just ****in with you, cause I got nothin to do [02:55.79]Em: [02:56.04]The Bad.. the Evil.. [02:56.92]The Bad.. the Evil.
