作词 : Young, Andre Romell 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:02]May I have your attention please? [00:06]May I have your attention please? [00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:16]We're going to have a problem here [00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) [00:27]It's the return of the [00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" [00:32]And Dr Dre said [00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) [00:36]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" [00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, [00:52]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips [00:56]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is. [01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade, [01:07]they got the discovery channel don't they? [01:08]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals [01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes. [01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. [01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... [01:22]I'm Slim Shady [01:23]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26]So won't the real Slim Shady... [01:28]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [01:31]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:35]So won't the real Slim shady... [01:37]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [01:40]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too. [01:45]You think I give a damm about a Grammy? [01:47]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. [01:50]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" [01:52]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? [01:54]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. [01:56]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. [02:03]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:05]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" [02:08]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) [02:12]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:17]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19]Who cuss like me [02:20]Who just don't give a **** like me [02:21]Who dress like me [02:22]Walk, talk and act like me [02:23]It just might be the next best thing [02:25]But not quite me [02:26]I'm Slim Shady [02:27]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:30]So won't the real Slim Shady... [02:32]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [02:35]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:36]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40]So won't the real Slim shady... [02:41]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [02:44]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:49]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56]And whether you like to admit it (rip) [02:57]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. [03:03]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty. [03:07]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:14]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:16]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19]screaming I don't give a **** [03:20]With his windows down and system up [03:22]So will the real Shady, please stand up [03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [03:30]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:31]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:32]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:36]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:39]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:40]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44]So won't the real Slim shady... [03:45]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:49]I'm Slim Shady [03:50]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:54]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:58]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:59]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:02]So won't the real Slim shady... [04:03]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell [00:01.000] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:02]May I have your attention please? [00:06]May I have your attention please? [00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:16]We're going to have a problem here [00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) [00:27]It's the return of the [00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" [00:32]And Dr Dre said [00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) [00:36]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" [00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, [00:52]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips [00:56]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is. [01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade, [01:07]they got the discovery channel don't they? [01:08]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals [01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes. [01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. [01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... [01:22]I'm Slim Shady [01:23]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26]So won't the real Slim Shady... [01:28]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [01:31]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:35]So won't the real Slim shady... [01:37]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [01:40]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too. [01:45]You think I give a damm about a Grammy? [01:47]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. [01:50]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" [01:52]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? [01:54]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. [01:56]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. [02:03]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:05]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" [02:08]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) [02:12]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:17]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19]Who cuss like me [02:20]Who just don't give a **** like me [02:21]Who dress like me [02:22]Walk, talk and act like me [02:23]It just might be the next best thing [02:25]But not quite me [02:26]I'm Slim Shady [02:27]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:30]So won't the real Slim Shady... [02:32]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [02:35]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:36]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40]So won't the real Slim shady... [02:41]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [02:44]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:49]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56]And whether you like to admit it (rip) [02:57]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. [03:03]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty. [03:07]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:14]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:16]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19]screaming I don't give a **** [03:20]With his windows down and system up [03:22]So will the real Shady, please stand up [03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [03:30]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:31]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:32]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:36]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:39]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:40]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44]So won't the real Slim shady... [03:45]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:49]I'm Slim Shady [03:50]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53]So won't the real Slim Shady... [03:54]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up [03:58]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:59]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:02]So won't the real Slim shady... [04:03]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
