And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude ****, im living good up in this ***** ****y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision For a white boy Hollatcha *********** kike, boy Higher than a *********** kite, it's iight boi They ain't suspicious of jews Ill show contrition it's cool Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise Das what I do kid Happy that my name aint stupid Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids But now I'm farting, overeating at meals, If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look... I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss) And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude Yeah. It's little DI in this ***** ho Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this ********** They up in heels And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal... And ion't bleach **** Ion't gotta eat dick I aint bleeding up out ma ***** Smoking the ****, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing In disagreements, i participate without weeping And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut So what up Ya boy cut up But eat butter and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her And I been getting better looking with age But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face "Seal interlude" I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl! And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude Yeah... I'm happy as **** man First off I'm a dude so There was a one in two chance of that sucking But now I can run a seven minute mile I can defend my self adequately I can be logical I can get along with my room-mates Watch serious movies without being scared by them And the on top of that I'm white Which is like, amazing because Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person I get a fair shot at the life I deserve I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country I get my hair cut at a salon People hold the door open for me which is nice Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people It ain't about that It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying? But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that **** don't make any sense I've been thinking about that **** a lot Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out It's like the perfect filler word
[00:11.75]And y'aint even want it wit da boy [00:13.51]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy [00:16.24]On some grown man BI [00:17.85]I could have been a girl [00:19.07]Or any ethnicity up in the world [00:20.99]but I'm rollin with the top back [00:22.66]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at [00:24.69]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap [00:26.65]Me and the crew [00:27.72]Are really doing everything that we like to [00:30.29]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude [00:33.40]****, im living good up in this ***** [00:35.21]****y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip [00:37.89]I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian [00:40.32]So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision [00:43.35]For a white boy [00:44.37]Hollatcha *********** kike, boy [00:46.40]Higher than a *********** kite, it's iight boi [00:49.48]They ain't suspicious of jews [00:50.75]Ill show contrition it's cool [00:51.90]Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose [00:54.18]One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew [00:56.81]I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise [00:59.60]Das what I do kid [01:00.65]Happy that my name aint stupid [01:02.62]Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids [01:05.51]But now I'm farting, overeating at meals, [01:07.69]If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill [01:10.36]I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet [01:13.03]And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look... [01:16.58]I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes [01:18.61]But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live [01:21.38]getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle [01:23.86]where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss) [01:27.62]And y'aint even want it wit da boy [01:29.42]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy [01:32.24]On some grown man BI [01:33.82]I could have been a girl [01:35.09]Or any ethnicity up in the world [01:37.05]but I'm rollin with the top back [01:38.61]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at [01:40.59]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap [01:42.66]Me and the crew [01:43.62]Are really doing everything that we like to [01:46.20]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude [01:48.93]Yeah. It's little DI in this ***** ho [01:51.40]Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo [01:53.84]I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up [01:56.62]Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn [01:58.64]I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this ********** [02:00.97]They up in heels [02:02.02]And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal... [02:05.46]And ion't bleach **** [02:06.53]Ion't gotta eat dick [02:07.84]I aint bleeding up out ma ***** [02:09.76]Smoking the ****, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing [02:12.34]In disagreements, i participate without weeping [02:15.06]And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that [02:18.60]Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut [02:20.77]So what up [02:21.44]Ya boy cut up [02:23.20]But eat butter [02:24.22]and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her [02:27.05]And I been getting better looking with age [02:29.32]But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face [02:32.00]"Seal interlude" [02:42.62]I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped [02:45.10]And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played [02:47.83]And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake [02:50.45]And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl! [02:54.30]And y'aint even want it wit da boy [02:56.02]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy [02:58.84]On some grown man BI [03:00.41]I could have been a girl [03:01.53]Or any ethnicity up in the world [03:03.59]but I'm rollin with the top back [03:05.11]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at [03:07.18]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap [03:09.21]Me and the crew [03:10.21]Are really doing everything that we like to [03:12.89]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude [03:16.50]Yeah... I'm happy as **** man [03:19.83]First off I'm a dude so [03:21.40]There was a one in two chance of that sucking [03:23.88]But now I can run a seven minute mile [03:26.22]I can defend my self adequately [03:28.54]I can be logical [03:30.00]I can get along with my room-mates [03:31.76]Watch serious movies without being scared by them [03:34.55]And the on top of that I'm white [03:36.57]Which is like, amazing because [03:38.29]Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person [03:41.16]I get a fair shot at the life I deserve [03:43.85]I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country [03:46.57]I get my hair cut at a salon [03:48.56]People hold the door open for me which is nice [03:51.13]Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes [03:55.12]And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people [03:58.56]It ain't about that [03:59.22]It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying? [04:01.95]But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word [04:18.03]I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that **** don't make any sense [04:20.95]I've been thinking about that **** a lot [04:22.77]Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out [04:27.13]It's like the perfect filler word
