Wassup, wassup y'all LD aka Young *********** Had to make a track about smoking ***********, man Every rapper got a track about smoking *********** so I didn't really have a choice But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all It's like, it's like, it's like Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum ***********s I'm with my team in this ***********, and we all getting lit I mean the *********** hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the *********** I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of Bill Nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- *Bill Nye theme song playing in the background* "Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..." "Oh, my god... I forgot all about this ***********t This ***********t is ***********g crazy... hahahaha..." "Holy ***********t..! Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..." Now I'm getting hungry than a mutha***********a Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 Where'd I put that honey mustard Lookin all around the cupboard for that mutha***********a Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask Jeeves Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow) Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is *********** And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high Now I'm freakin out up in this *********** Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff So I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil ***********y please step up, you pathetic Cause the *********** in you beating you Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma *********** blue But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining ***********g something That pretty girl I'm ****ing Becoming my *********** cousin, or mother or brother Or some other ***********g disgusting person Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that ***********t Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the *********** a human being wanna *********** a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man I'm high as *********** And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high Rock hard ***********, cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow) Damn, I ain't even got no candy So now I'm at the ***********g C store Where ya man be torn than a ma***********a Peanut m&m's or a Twix Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the ca***********er Homeland, ****r! S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the *********** street Gotta wait until that mutha***********a's green Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks Gotta ***********t, but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text, took about an hour Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground Man I'm *********** up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up This sucks I'm high as *********** And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high Oh my god This ***********t is not fun, man I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass ***********t Watching Lady Gaga I can't stop thinking about who the *********** Alejandro is Who the *********** is he? Jerking off, I came during the position change Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came Ain't nothing worse than that Nothing worse than that ***********t, everybody knows that Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do? Like, does it smile? Like, what does it do, does it show it's ***********? It's something to think about Like it's doing something, and we can't see it So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing Because, if it's showing it's ***********, I'm tryna see that I bet the sun got a big ass *********** Alright, I gotta go to bed ***********, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as ***********t by now I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard Goodnight
[00:04.41]Wassup, wassup y'all [00:06.72]LD aka Young *********** [00:09.85]Had to make a track about smoking ***********, man [00:13.41]Every rapper got a track about smoking *********** so I didn't really have a choice [00:17.50]But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all [00:20.88]It's like, it's like, it's like [00:24.65]Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum ***********s [00:27.20]I'm with my team in this ***********, and we all getting lit [00:30.06]I mean the *********** hella loud, like a teenage chick [00:33.45]And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja [00:36.57]And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong [00:39.76]And the *********** I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong [00:42.80]Getting real high [00:43.91]Watching funny videos of Bill Nye [00:46.07]Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- [00:49.36]*Bill Nye theme song playing in the background* [00:49.73]"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..." [00:53.03]"Oh, my god... I forgot all about this ***********t [00:57.24]This ***********t is ***********g crazy... hahahaha..." [01:03.31]"Holy ***********t..! [01:05.70]Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..." [01:09.53]Now I'm getting hungry than a mutha***********a [01:11.47]Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 [01:14.08]Where'd I put that honey mustard [01:15.89]Lookin all around the cupboard for that mutha***********a [01:18.20]Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week [01:21.68]How long do them thangs keep? [01:24.22]Guess I better ask Jeeves [01:25.26]Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow) [01:28.28]Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be [01:31.40]The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed [01:33.03]Now ya man is *********** [01:35.39]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff [01:38.94]But I think I'm way too high [01:41.45]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit [01:44.99]But I think ma brains too fried [01:47.18]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it [01:49.70]I'm praying that I make it [01:51.30]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee [01:53.92]I'm too blazed, it's too late [01:55.84]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high [01:59.74]Now I'm freakin out up in this *********** [02:01.34]Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff [02:03.55]So I bolted to the BR [02:06.09]Consulted with the mirror [02:07.47]Lil ***********y please step up, you pathetic [02:09.69]Cause the *********** in you beating you [02:11.45]Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma *********** blue [02:14.12]But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining ***********g something [02:17.46]That pretty girl I'm ****ing [02:18.91]Becoming my *********** cousin, or mother or brother [02:22.03]Or some other ***********g disgusting person [02:23.85]Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane [02:26.57]I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain [02:29.60]So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars [02:32.61]Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars [02:35.84]Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that ***********t [02:38.78]Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script [02:42.06]How the *********** a human being wanna *********** a [02:44.98]Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing [02:47.97]Man I'm high as *********** [02:49.08]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff [02:52.38]But I think I'm way too high [02:55.58]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit [02:58.95]But I think ma brains too fried [03:01.44]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it [03:06.17]I'm praying that I make it [03:07.64]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee [03:10.03]I'm too blazed, it's too late [03:11.77]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high [03:16.28]Rock hard ***********, cause I'm watching Katy Perry [03:18.89]And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow) [03:21.82]Damn, I ain't even got no candy [03:24.85]So now I'm at the ***********g C store [03:26.74]Where ya man be torn than a ma***********a [03:29.70]Peanut m&m's or a Twix [03:31.18]Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands [03:34.90]Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the ca***********er [03:38.42]Homeland, ****r! [03:39.70]S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the *********** street [03:43.37]Gotta wait until that mutha***********a's green [03:46.22]Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks [03:49.27]Gotta ***********t, but the path to the bathroom is complex [03:53.60]Crafted a long text, took about an hour [03:56.26]Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground [03:59.41]Man I'm *********** up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up [04:02.50]This sucks I'm high as *********** [04:06.67]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff [04:10.40]But I think I'm way too high [04:12.65]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit [04:16.17]But I think ma brains too fried [04:19.14]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it [04:22.02]I'm praying that I make it [04:23.20]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee [04:25.51]I'm too blazed, it's too late [04:27.60]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high [04:31.74]Oh my god [04:34.00]This ***********t is not fun, man [04:36.66]I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass ***********t [04:39.54]Watching Lady Gaga [04:41.31]I can't stop thinking about who the *********** Alejandro is [04:45.82]Who the *********** is he? [04:47.70]Jerking off, I came during the position change [04:50.06]Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came [04:53.16]Ain't nothing worse than that [04:55.00]Nothing worse than that ***********t, everybody knows that [04:59.38]Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like [05:02.39]When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do? [05:06.12]Like, does it smile? [05:08.65]Like, what does it do, does it show it's ***********? [05:12.09]It's something to think about [05:14.86]Like it's doing something, and we can't see it [05:19.49]So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing [05:23.93]Because, if it's showing it's ***********, I'm tryna see that [05:27.30]I bet the sun got a big ass *********** [05:28.82]Alright, I gotta go to bed [05:32.22]***********, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse [05:36.58]They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as ***********t by now [05:39.49]I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard [05:45.25]Goodnight [05:46.80]
