Let's take the boat out on the bay Forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band get dropped oh yea I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old Everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yea I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I'll be moving on Moving on Moving on and on and on Moving on Moving on Moving on and on and on But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad~~) Tom: You guys want to hear from Satan again Satan: Well hello kids are you enjoying the show so far Chances are you're all going to get laid tonight I want to sleep with every single person here Starting with the retards... Starting... Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore I'm hanging up How%^@$%^ Hey I just made... Tom: Wait what if we did something like this Hey Satan Satan: Yes Tom Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I was going to get laid tonight Satan: Well no you're not Tom Tom: Why not? Satan: Because your **** is small, dark and ugly Tom: Alright AM I FUNNY OR WHAT!! Mark: Hey uh I want to tell you how it's going to work for the rest of the show here We're going to say that this is our last song and we're going to play And then we're going to walk off stage but we're not even done yet We're going to come back and play two more songs even after that So uh that's how it works you know how it works You go and you see the band play they walk off stage They're all 'Thanks a lot good night' And you know those mother ******* are going to come back and play two more songs anyway so But you know what at least we're straight about it Tom: They call it an encore Mark: yea it's an encore Tom: Encore say it with us kids encore
[00:15.670]Let's take the boat out on the bay [00:17.450]Forget your job for just one day [00:20.940]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [00:24.890]It might be inappropriate because [00:26.840]Either way our band get dropped oh yea [00:30.790]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [00:34.440]But I'd play with fire to break the ice [00:38.000]And I'd play with a nuclear device [00:42.000]Is it something I'll regret? [00:44.110]Why do I want what I can't get? [00:45.690]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [00:59.330]The three-date theory is getting old [01:01.250]Everyone is getting left out in the cold [01:04.940]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [01:08.790]So I'll see you with another guy [01:10.310]Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yea [01:14.540]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [01:18.550]But I'd play with fire to break the ice [01:22.390]And I'd play with a nuclear device [01:25.820]Is it something I'll regret? [01:27.780]Why do I want what I can't get? [01:29.890]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [01:33.690]I'll be moving on [01:35.780]Moving on [01:37.690]Moving on and on and on [01:41.510]Moving on [01:43.610]Moving on [01:45.590]Moving on and on and on [02:02.210]But I'd play with fire to break the ice [02:05.930]And I'd play with a nuclear device [02:10.000]Is it something I'll regret? [02:11.790]Why do I want what I can't get? [02:13.920]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [02:17.330]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [02:21.310]I wish it didn't have to be so bad [02:25.400]I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad~~) [02:41.100]Tom: You guys want to hear from Satan again [02:45.310]Satan: Well hello kids are you enjoying the show so far [02:51.210]Chances are you're all going to get laid tonight [02:56.370]I want to sleep with every single person here [03:00.890]Starting with the retards... Starting... [03:04.690]Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore [03:06.390]I'm hanging up How%^@$%^ [03:09.340]Hey I just made... [03:10.890]Tom: Wait what if we did something like this [03:13.550]Hey Satan [03:15.390]Satan: Yes Tom [03:18.690]Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I was going to get laid tonight [03:20.410]Satan: Well no you're not Tom [03:22.310]Tom: Why not? [03:23.330]Satan: Because your **** is small, dark and ugly [03:26.120]Tom: Alright [03:28.730]AM I FUNNY OR WHAT!! [03:36.120]Mark: Hey uh I want to tell you how it's going to work for the rest of the show here [03:40.790]We're going to say that this is our last song and we're going to play [03:43.220]And then we're going to walk off stage but we're not even done yet [03:45.310]We're going to come back and play two more songs even after that [03:48.170]So uh that's how it works you know how it works [03:51.010]You go and you see the band play they walk off stage [03:54.550]They're all 'Thanks a lot good night' [03:55.500]And you know those mother ******* are going to come back and play two more songs anyway so [03:58.410]But you know what at least we're straight about it [04:02.320]Tom: They call it an encore [04:03.410]Mark: yea it's an encore [04:04.870]Tom: Encore say it with us kids encore
