Hey mom, there's something in the backroom Hope it's not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real? I'll leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay Wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I'm still a skeptic, yes, you know me Been best friends and will be 'til we die I got an injection Of love from the erection My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys Alright Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary Explanation, information Nice to know ya, paranoia Where's my mother? Bio-father? Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies Mark: Tom has *** with guys Tom: Hey Mark. Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise? Thank you, I think so too Mark: Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July? That one? Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just ****s all over himself because he's a ******* asshole. Hey! Tom: That was mean Mark: That's right Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself You guys think it's weird to shit your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it, but I did it last night and I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells Hahaha. Oh, poopie, poopie-ca-ca hahah Mark: Hey, I wrote this next song, wanna hear it? Tom: You don't have a choice Mark: It goes like this
[00:03.967]Hey mom, there's something in the backroom [00:08.027]Hope it's not the creatures from above [00:11.884]You used to read me stories [00:13.904]As if my dreams were boring [00:15.840]We all know conspiracies are dumb [00:27.554]What if people knew that these were real? [00:31.305]I'll leave my closet door open all night [00:35.403]I know the CIA would say [00:37.055]What you hear is all hearsay [00:39.540]Wish someone would tell me what was right [00:43.306]Up all night long [00:46.286]And there's something very wrong [00:50.079]And I know it must be late [00:54.374]Been gone since yesterday [00:58.429]I'm not like you guys [01:02.048]I'm not like you [01:11.955]I'm still a skeptic, yes, you know me [01:15.863]Been best friends and will be 'til we die [01:19.799]I got an injection [01:21.995]Of love from the erection [01:23.582]My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys [01:26.397]Alright [01:27.704]Up all night long [01:30.783]And there's something very wrong [01:33.989]And I know it must be late [01:39.055]Been gone since yesterday [01:42.907]I'm not like you guys [01:46.742]I'm not like you [02:03.840]Dark and scary, ordinary [02:08.052]Explanation, information [02:11.920]Nice to know ya, paranoia [02:16.109]Where's my mother? Bio-father? [02:20.005]Up all night long [02:22.494]And there's something very wrong [02:26.639]And I know it must be late [02:31.094]Been gone since yesterday [02:34.990]I'm not like you guys [02:39.003]Twelve majestic lies [02:42.403]Mark: Tom has *** with guys [02:56.246]Tom: Hey Mark. Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise? [03:05.033]Thank you, I think so too [03:08.232]Mark: Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July? That one? [03:11.382]Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just ****s all over himself because he's a ******* asshole. Hey! [03:17.883]Tom: That was mean [03:19.227]Mark: That's right [03:20.732]Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself [03:23.405]You guys think it's weird to shit your pants when you're sleeping? [03:28.205]Not that I do it, but I did it last night and I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells [03:34.985]Hahaha. Oh, poopie, poopie-ca-ca hahah [03:38.221]Mark: Hey, I wrote this next song, wanna hear it? [03:41.293]Tom: You don't have a choice [03:42.043]Mark: It goes like this
