Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right all along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did, just having fun You couldn't wait For something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me Because I blew it once before Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen your trashed at least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) For something new (for something new) And yesterday(and yesterday) I thought of you(I thought of you) It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me 'Cause I blew it once before Alright! Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me Because I blew it once before Tom: Hey uh Mark Mark: What, what the **** do you want Tom? I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey look at-look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here" Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps Mark: That-that's what you say, that's what you say If your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!" Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? 'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice
[00:15.055]Please, mom [00:17.005]You ground me all the time [00:19.105]I know that I was right all along [00:22.567]And I'm hoping [00:24.450]Remember I'm a kid [00:26.080]I know not what I did, just having fun [00:29.849]You couldn't wait [00:31.564]For something new [00:33.405]And yesterday [00:35.334]I thought of you [00:37.105]It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away [00:40.779]It's too late, I fell through [00:45.099]Nothing to lose [00:48.053]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores [00:53.106]Nothing to do [00:55.762]They can't trust me [00:57.560]Because I blew it once before [01:14.999]Shit, dad [01:16.782]Please don't kick my ass [01:18.509]I know I've seen your trashed at least one time [01:21.997]Can I blame it [01:24.062]On one of my dumb friends [01:25.829]It's been awhile since I have used that line [01:29.230]You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) [01:31.227]For something new (for something new) [01:33.005]And yesterday(and yesterday) [01:34.762]I thought of you(I thought of you) [01:36.569]It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away [01:40.511]It's too late, I fell through [01:44.854]Nothing to lose [01:47.782]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores [01:52.451]Nothing to do [01:55.229]They can't trust me [01:57.861]'Cause I blew it once before [02:06.888]Alright! [02:30.005]Nothing to lose [02:32.971]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores [02:37.783]Nothing to do [02:40.819]They can't trust me [02:42.331]Because I blew it once before [02:52.113]Tom: Hey uh Mark [02:54.005]Mark: What, what the **** do you want Tom? [02:55.220]I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey look at-look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here" [03:02.103]Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark [03:05.834]I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that [03:09.376]I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps [03:13.003]Mark: That-that's what you say, that's what you say [03:15.043]If your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!" [03:20.337]Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? [03:24.409]'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it [03:27.007]Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice
